Votes for Women: A Play in Three Acts — John Shaqi
Votes for Women: A Play in Three ActsRobins, Elizabeth
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Votes for Women: A Play in Three Acts
Robins, Elizabeth
Feminists -- Drama; Suffragists -- Drama; Women -- Great Britain -- Drama; Women -- Suffrage -- Drama; Women's rights -- Drama
MR. P. Lucky for me! There seems to be a _gentleman_ 'ere who doesn't
think women ought to 'ave the vote.
VOICE. _One?_ Oh-h!
(_Laughter._)
MR. P. Per'aps 'e doesn't know much about women?
(_Indistinguishable repartee._)
Oh, the gentleman says 'e's married. Well, then, fur the syke of 'is
wife we musn't be too sorry 'e's 'ere. No doubt she's s'ying: "'Eaven
by prysed those women are mykin' a Demonstrytion in Trafalgar Square,
and I'll 'ave a little peace and quiet at 'ome for one Sunday in my
life."
(_The crowd laughs and there are jeers for the interrupter--and at
the speaker._)
(_Pointing._) Why, _you're_ like the man at 'Ammersmith this morning.
'E was awskin' me: "'Ow would you like men to st'y at 'ome and do the
fam'ly washin'?"
(_Laughter._)
I told 'im I wouldn't advise it. I 'ave too much respect fur--me clo'es.
VAGRANT. It's their place--the women ought to do the washin'.
MR. P. I'm not sure you ain't right. For a good many o' you fellas,
from the look o' you--you cawn't even wash yerselves.
(_Laughter._)
VOICE (_threatening_). 'Oo are you talkin' to?
(_Chairman more anxious than before--movement in the crowd._)
THREATENING VOICE. Which of us d'you mean?
MR. P. (_coolly looking down_). Well, it takes about ten of your sort
to myke a man, so you may take it I mean the lot of you.
(_Angry indistinguishable retorts and the crowd sways._ MISS
ERNESTINE BLUNT, _who has been watching the fray with serious
face, turns suddenly, catching sight of some one just arrived at
the end of the platform._ MISS BLUNT _goes_ R. _with alacrity,
saying audibly to_ PILCHER _as she passes, "Here she is," and
proceeds to offer her hand helping some one to get up the
improvised steps. Laughter and interruption in the crowd._)
LADY JOHN. Now, there's another woman going to speak.
JEAN. Oh, is she? Who? Which? I do hope she'll be one of the wild ones.
MR. P. (_speaking through this last. Glancing at the new arrival whose
hat appears above the platform_ R.). That's all right, then. (_Turns
to the left._) When I've attended to this microbe that's vitiating the
air on my right----
(_Laughter and interruptions from the crowd._)
STONOR (_staring_ R., _one dazed instant, at the face of the new
arrival, his own changes_).
(JEAN _withdraws her arm from his and quite suddenly presses a
shade nearer the platform._ STONOR _moves forward and takes her
by the arm._)
We're going now.
JEAN. Not yet--oh, please not yet. (_Breathless, looking back._) Why
I--I do believe----
STONOR (_to_ LADY JOHN, _with decision_). I'm going to take JEAN out of
this mob. Will you come?
LADY JOHN. What? Oh yes, if you think---- (_Another look through her
glasses._) But isn't that--_surely_ its----!!!
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