Under this influence I began to improve in spirits. It was the
recreation from one’s labor which every man needs. I surprised one or
two of my former friends by throwing them a smile and a cheery word as
I passed them on the streets. Several times I dumfounded my family by
relaxing long enough to make a jocose remark in their presence.
I had so long been ridden by the incubus of humor that I seized my
hours of holiday with a schoolboy’s zest.
Mv work began to suffer. It was not the pain and burden to me that it
had been. I often whistled at my desk, and wrote with far more fluency
than before. I accomplished my tasks impatiently, as anxious to be off
to my helpful retreat as a drunkard is to get to his tavern.
My wife had some anxious hours in conjecturing where I spent my
afternoons. I thought it best not to tell her; women do not understand
these things. Poor girl!—she had one shock out of it.
One day I brought home a silver coffin handle for a paper weight and a
fine, fluffy hearse plume to dust my papers with.
I loved to see them on my desk, and think of the beloved back room down
at Heffelbower’s. But Louisa found them, and she shrieked with horror.
I had to console her with some lame excuse for having them, but I saw
in her eyes that the prejudice was not removed. I had to remove the
articles, though, at double-quick time.
One day Peter Heffelbower laid before me a temptation that swept me off
my feet. In his sensible, uninspired way he showed me his books, and
explained that his profits and his business were increasing rapidly. He
had thought of taking in a partner with some cash. He would rather have
me than any one he knew. When I left his place that afternoon Peter had
my check for the thousand dollars I had in the bank, and I was a
partner in his undertaking business.
I went home with feelings of delirious joy, mingled with a certain
amount of doubt. I was dreading to tell my wife about it. But I walked
on air. To give up the writing of humorous stuff, once more to enjoy
the apples of life, instead of squeezing them to a pulp for a few drops
of hard cider to make the pubic feel funny—what a boon that would be!
At the supper table Louisa handed me some letters that had come during
my absence. Several of them contained rejected manuscript. Ever since I
first began going to Heffelbower’s my stuff had been coming back with
alarming frequency. Lately I had been dashing off my jokes and articles
with the greatest fluency. Previously I had labored like a bricklayer,
slowly and with agony.
Presently I opened a letter from the editor of the weekly with which I
had a regular contract. The checks for that weekly article were still
our main dependence. The letter ran thus:
DEAR SIR:
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