New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Wall Street (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction
“Gentlemen and Greenbaum, you all know what I did for Turpentine on the
up-tack. Around 62 I began to strike some stock which I couldn’t account
for. I knew none of you had any for sale, of course, as you had pledged
me your honorable words not to sell, save through me. But the stock kept
coming out, even though the sellers borrowed against it, as if it were
short stock, and I began to fear I had met an inexhaustible supply. It
is always best on such occasions to act promptly, and so, after driving
in the real shorts, I sold out our stock. The average selling price was
40. If it had not been for that mysterious selling it would have been
80. After commissions and other legitimate pool expenses, I find we have
made nine points net, or $1,029,600, of which 25 per cent., or $250,000,
come to me according to the agreement. It is too bad some people didn’t
know enough to hold their stock for 90. But I find Wall Street is full
of uncertainties—there is so much stupidity in the district. I trust you
are satisfied. In view of the circumstances, I am. Yes, indeed.
Good-day, gentlemen; and you too, Greenbaum, good-day.”
There was nothing tigerish about him. He was affable and polished; they
could see that he seemed pleased to the purring point. He nodded to them
and went into his inner office.
They blustered and fumed among themselves and gained courage thereby and
tried Sharpe’s door and found it locked. They knocked thereon,
vehemently, and the ubiquitous private secretary came out and told them
that Mr. Sharpe had an important engagement and could not be disturbed,
but that he was authorized to discuss any item of the statement, and he
had charge of all the vouchers, in the shape of brokers’ reports, etc.
So they expressed their opinions of the private secretary and of his
master rather mildly, and went out, crestfallen. Outside they compared
notes, and in a burst of honesty they confessed. Then, illogically
enough, they cursed Sharpe. The pool was not “ahead of the game.” They
had so much more stock on their hands than they desired, that in reality
they were heavy losers!
And as time wore on they had to buy more “Turp”; and more “Turp”; and
still more “Turp.” They thought they could emulate Sharpe and rush the
price up irresistibly, at any rate up to 50. They declared a dividend of
2 per cent on the stock. But they could not market Turpentine. Again and
again they tried, and again and again they failed. And each time the
failure was worse because they had to take more stock.
It is now quoted at 16 @ 18. But it is not readily vendible at that
figure; nor, indeed, at any price. Opposition distilleries are starting
up in all the turpentine districts, and the trade outlook is gloomy. And
the principal owners of the stock of the American Turpentine Company,
holding among them not less than 140,000 out of the entire issue of
300,000 unvendible shares, are the famous “Greenbaum Skindicate.”
THE TIPSTER
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