Cooks -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Housekeeping -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction
My rest that night was fitful. I had nightmare of a most distressing
nature, which I will refrain from describing for the reason that daymare
seems more popular, as a rule, with readers. Letitia rose at seven
o'clock just as I had fallen into refreshing slumber, and went, in her
nightgown, into the drawing-room to note the line of cooks from the
window. I was unable to sleep again, and lay there awaiting her return,
anxious and uncomfortable.
She came back, looking like Lady Macbeth, and exclaimed in a voice of
dire amazement: "Not a soul, Archie! Positively, there's not a human
creature in the street. What can it mean?"
"It's early," I suggested feebly.
"Oh, nonsense!" cried Letitia. "Out of four million people, there must
be a very large percentage that doesn't regard seven o'clock as so
frightfully early. Perhaps the police, seeing a mob, ordered it to
disperse and reassemble later. At any rate, we had better get ready. How
annoying! I forgot all about breakfast, and we can not leave the house.
I must prepare some coffee, and with the crackers that Aunt Julia
bought, we must make shift."
After this meal, that was strangely lacking in solidity and in various
other qualities--Letitia's coffee tasting like slate-pencils, only not
quite so nice--we stationed ourselves at the window. We saw cable-cars,
horse-cars, wagons, cabs, perambulators. We noted tradesmen, and
tradeswomen, schoolgirls and schoolboys, business-men and
business-women. There was plenty to look at, but there was no cook.
Letitia grew restive; I became nervous. Every feminine creature that
approached seemed to be a cook--until she went past. We looked at each
petticoated passer-by, with the avid expectation of hearing her ring our
door-bell and ask to be taken in.
"There's one!" cried Letitia excitedly. "I bet you anything that she's
going to ring. How shabby her skirt is, poor thing. And just look at her
hat! She is reading the numbers on the doors. Yes, she's stopping here.
She--she--"
Went by.
"This time," I exclaimed, "I'll wager anything that--look, Letitia!--the
girl opposite is going to apply. She has a newspaper in her hand and she
keeps reading it. I'm not often mistaken, Letitia. When I do venture a
prophecy, it is generally correct. Ah, I told you so. She is looking up
at us. She has crossed the street. She has examined the house.
She--she--"
Went next door.
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