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Mariana, in her moated grange, may have had an unpleasant time of it, as
she "glanced athwart the glooming flats." (I should have indignantly
called them "blooming" flats, but unfortunately I'm not Tennyson.) Then,
in Mariana's case, "old faces glimmer'd thro' the doors," which must
have made things cheerful for her. With us, neither old faces nor young
ones "glimmer'd" through anything whatsoever. Gladly would we have
hailed them, for, in good sooth, we were "aweary, weary." We "drew the
casement curtain by"--Letitia begged me to be careful, as it had just
been done up--and stood there, stolidly, silently. There were no
moldering wainscots, or flitting bats, or rusted nails, or oxen's low.
In spite of which I am perfectly convinced that Mariana was less
miserable than we were, as at eleven o'clock, the awful certainty was
borne in upon us that "she cometh not."
"Perhaps," said Letitia dejectedly, "we are the victims of conspiracy.
Anna Carter, and Mrs. Potzenheimer, and Birdie Miriam McCaffrey may have
banded themselves together to--to ruin us."
"Letitia!"
"There is some reason for all this, Archie. It is to be accounted for in
some way. It is absolutely impossible that five important advertisements
in five important newspapers should have produced no fruit whatsoever. I
shall write to each paper and say, 'After advertising in your valuable
columns, I have come to the conclusion that you are no good.'"
"Why antagonize the newspapers?"
"I must have the satisfaction of recording our experience," she replied,
her face flushed, her eyes bright. "I shall do it, Archie. I intend--"
At that moment there was a ring at the front door-bell. Letitia,
wrought-up, nervously clutched my arm. For a moment a sort of paralysis
seized me. Then, alertly as a young calf, I bounded toward the door,
hope aroused, and expectation keen. It was rather dark in the outside
hall and I could not quite perceive the nature of our visitor. But I
soon gladly realized that it was something feminine, and as I held the
door open, a thin, small, soiled wisp of a woman glided in, and smiled
at me.
"_Talar ni svensk?_" she asked, but I had no idea what she meant. She
may have been impertinent, or even rude, or perhaps improper, but she
looked as though she might be a domestic, and I led her gently,
reverently, to Letitia in the drawing-room. I smiled back at her, in a
wild endeavor to be sympathetic. I would have anointed her, or bathed
her feet, or plied her with figs and dates, or have done anything that
any nationality craves as a welcome. As the front door closed, I heaved
a sigh of relief. Here was probably the quintessence of five
advertisements. Out of the mountain crept a mouse, and quite a little
mouse, too!
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