“Just twenty-one.”
“Grmph!” barked Mr. Dunne, in a tone which unflatteringly suggested
surprise, but also relief. “Well we gotta getta work.”
How pleasurable was that hour’s exercise to Darcy! With what delight
did her unforeboding spirit take to the ways of a hardy athleticism!
‘Never could she have imagined it so easy. No sooner was she weary of
one kind of a trial, dumb-bells, Indian-clubs, or pulleys, than, when
her breath began to come short, the watchful instructor stopped her
and, after a rest, set her to something else. Her skin pricked and
glowed beneath the close but unrestricting suit. Little drops of
moisture came out on her face and were gayly brushed away. She could
feel herself breathing deeper, her blood running faster and fuller in
her veins, her muscles suppling along the bones. She hurled the
medicine-ball with fervor. She attacked the punch-ing-bag with
ferocity. She swung at the elusive little hand-ball with a violence
unhampered by any sense of direction. From time to time she threw a
glance, hopefully inviting approval, at the stonily watchful visage of
Mr. Andy Dunne.
The approval did not manifest itself. Darcy, had she but known it, was
going through that schedule of the mildest type known derisively to
Andy’s academy as “the consumptive’s stunt.” At the conclusion of a
trot three times around the room which she conceived herself as
performing with a light and springy step (“like a three-legged goat”
was Mr. Dunne’s mental comparison), that gentleman said, “Nuff,” a word
which later was to rank in his pupil’s consciousness as the one
assuaging thing in an agonized world. The regulation first-day’s-end
catechism then took place.
“How d’yah feel?”
“Fine!”
“’s good! Lame?”
“Not a bit.”
“Yah’ll stiffen up later. Don’t let it bother yah. Hot bath in the
morning.”
“All right.”
“Same time day after tomorra.” He busied himself replacing the deranged
apparatus. “How’s the appetite?” he asked carelessly.
“It hasn’t been so very good.”
“No? Try it on this.”
“Diet for Miss D. Cole,” was typed across the top of a meager-looking
list of edibles and what that young lady would have considered
inedibles, which she found herself conning.
“Is that _all?_” she inquired dismally.
“Take as much as yah want of it,” returned Mr. Dunne generously.
“But—I mean—it doesn’t look very nice.”
“The Big Feller trained on it,” observed the other with an air of
finality. “What’s wrong with it?”
“Why—why—it’s—well—monotonous,” explained the girl. “There isn’t a
sweet thing in it. No cakes. No desserts. Not even ice-cream. Why can’t
I have a little sweets?”
“Because,” answered Mr. Dunne, “yah got creases in your stomach.”
Darcy started. “No! Have I?” she asked, vaguely alarmed as to what
profound digestive catastrophe that might portend.
“Well, haven’t yah? About there—and there—and prob’ly there.” Mr. Dunne
drew an illustrative and stubby forefinger thrice vertically across his
own flat abdomen. “Look to-night and yah’ll see ’em.”
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