Greatly wondering they followed the sufferer’s directions, got her duly
en-tubbed, and ensconced themselves outside the door, which they left
carefully ajar for explanations. All they got for this maneuver was an
avowal of the bather’s firm intention of spending the rest of the day
in the mollifying water.
“If you want to be really nice,” she added, “you might bring my coffee
and rolls to me here.”
“Well, really!” said Maud indignantly, for this was a reversal of the
normal order of things in Bachelor-Girls’ Hall. As the homely member of
an otherwise attractive trio, Darcy had been, by common consent,
constituted the meek and unprotesting servitor of the other two. Thus
do relics of Orientalism persist among the most independent race of
women known to history.
Darcy accepted the rebuff. “It doesn’t matter,” said she, with a quaver
of self-pity. “I can’t have coffee. I can’t have hot rolls. I can’t
have anything.”
Her two mates exchanged glances. “Darcy, you’ve got to see a doctor.”
“I haven’t! I won’t!”
“But if you can’t move and can’t eat—”
“I’m much better now. Really I am,” declared the other, alarmed at the
threat of a physician, who might suspect the truth and give her away to
the others. “I’m going to dress.” Which she did, at the price of untold
pangs. Breakfast passed in a succession of questioning silences and
suspicious glances, but Darcy guarded her tongue. To reveal the facts
and what lay behind them would be only to invite discouragement and
dissuasion if not actual ridicule. After the frugal and tasteless
ordeal of hominy without sugar, followed by one egg without butter, she
limped into the front room and set herself doggedly to the elaboration
of a new design for B. Riegel & Sons. Notwithstanding the legacy, she
could not afford to neglect the economic side of life whilst fostering
the physical. Her special course in the development of charm, via the
muscle-and-sinew route, she perceived, was going to take longer than
she had foreseen. Already she felt that the schedule ought to be
radically relaxed. Her unfitness to take the lesson set for that
afternoon was obvious. Next week, perhaps—’though, on the whole, she
inclined to the belief that she should have about ten days to
recuperate.
She would write to Mr. Dunne and explain. No; she would telephone him.
Better still, she would go up to the Academy of Tortures in person and
exhibit to the proprietor’s remorseful eyes the piteous wreck which he
had made of her blithe young girlhood.
She went. Mr. Andy Dunne regarded the piteous wreck without outward and
visible signs of distress.
“Yah got five minutes,” he remarked emotionlessly, glancing at the
clock.
“I can’t possibly go on to-day,” said Darcy firmly.
“No?”
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