Heaven and earth reversed themselves for Mr. Andy Dunne. Also day and
night, for a galaxy of stars appeared and circulated before his mazed
eyes. The walls and the ceiling joined in the whirl, to which an end
was set by the impact of the floor against the back of his head. For
one brief, sweet, romantic moment Andy Dunne was back in the
training-ring with the Big Feller and that venerated and mulish right
had landed one on his jaw. But why, oh, why, should the mighty John L.
thereupon burst into hysterical sobbing? And if it wasn’t the Big
Feller, who was it making those grievous noises?
Mr. Dunne sat up, viewed a huddled, girlish form trying unsuccessfully
to burrow headforemost out of sight in the hard mat, and came to a
realization of the awful fact. With all the force of her newly acquired
leg muscles, the meek Miss Cole had landed a galvanic kick on his
unprotected chin. For a moment he stared in stupefaction. Then he arose
and went quietly forth into his own place, where he sat on a chair and
rubbed his chin and thought, and presently began to chuckle, and kept
it up until the chuckle grew into a laugh which shook his tough frame
more violently than had the unexpected assault.
“Well, I _am_ d——d!” said Mr. Dunne. “The little son-of-a-gun!”
Meanwhile Darcy lay curled up like a quaking armadillo. Probably Andy
Dunne would kill her. She didn’t much care. Life wasn’t worth living,
anyhow. She was through. The one pleasant impression of her whole
disastrous gymnasium experience was the impact of her heel against that
contemptuous chin.
She opened one eye. Andy Dunne was not where he should have landed as
the result of the revolution which he had been performing when he
whirled from her view. She opened the other eye. Andy Dunne was not
anywhere. He had vanished into nothingness.
With all the sensation of a criminal, Darcy rose, dressed, and fled.
She fled straight to Gloria Greene. That industrious person was, as
usual, at work, and as usual found time to hear Darcy’s troubles. What
she heard was gaspy and fragmentary.
“Gloria, I’ve done an _awful_ thing!”
“What? Out with it,” commanded the actress.
“I ki-ki-ki—I can’t tell you,” gulped Darcy. “Mr. Dunne—I mean, I
ki-ki-ki—”
“Yes,” encouraged Gloria. “What awful thing have you done to Andy
Dunne? Kissed him?”
“_No!_ Worse.”
“Oh! You ki-ki-killed him, I suppose,” twinkled Gloria.
“I don’t know. I hope so. I ki-ki-kicked him. I kicked him _good!_”
“Darcy! Where?”
“On the chin.”
“What did he do?”
“Disappeared.”
“Do I understand that you kicked him into microscopical pieces?”
“Don’t laugh at me, Gloria. It’s very, very serious.”
“It sounds so.”
“I’m done with it. Forever.”
“Done with what?”
“The gymnasium. The diet. Andy Dunne. Everything.”
“Oh, no, you’re not.”
“I am! I _am!_ I yam!” declared Darcy with progressive petulance. “I’ve
been torturing myself for nothing. It hasn’t made a bit of difference.
Look at me!”
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