Watson's Jeffersonian Magazine, (Vol. III, No. 1), January, 1909Various
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Watson's Jeffersonian Magazine, (Vol. III, No. 1), January, 1909
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
Her name was Lucy. Or, perhaps, Marielle. Or, for the sake of variety,
Lucretia.
And what a portentous proposition in pantalettes she was, to be sure!
[Illustration: “Rollo, Lucy and Mariette went Together.”]
She talked just as exquisitely as did the Good Boy. Her selection of
words was artistic, and her grammar immaculate. If William Pitt’s
natural style was that of the “State Paper,” the colloquial standard of
Lucy, Lucretia and Marielle was that of Madame de Stael.
She walked with primness; if she ran at all, it was with dignity; she
did not giggle, did not romp, never made a mud pie, never pinched the
Good Boy, and was such a formidable little thing, generally, that
even the Bad Boy never snatched her bonnet. Such a thought as that of
stealing a kiss from her never entered the head of _any_ boy, good, bad
or indifferent.
This unearthly girl always seemed an impossibility to me, after I
became a grown-up, until I chanced to read about the daughter of John
Adams, second President of these United States. Mr. Adams married a
stately woman whose name was Abigail. What else could you expect, if
not that a girl born to John Adams and his wife, Abigail, would be a
tremendous little girl from the very start? Her parents named _her_
Abigail,—as an additional guarantee against chewing gum, coca-cola,
slang, and tomboyishness.
[Illustration: ABIGAIL ADAMS]
At the age of eighteen, we find Miss Abigail Adams writing about her
father as though he were some Sphinx or Pyramid that she had been
viewing. Please go slow, as you read what this young lady says of her
own papa:
“I discover a thousand traits of softness, delicacy and sensibility
in this excellent man’s character. How amiable, how respectable,
how worthy of every token of my attention has this conduct rendered
a parent, a father, to whom we feel due even a resignation of our
opinions.”
Did you ever? Just try to put yourself at the view-point of a girl who
could calmly sit down and analyze her father, as a naturalist would
disjoint a rare beetle. Think of a daughter referring to her father as
“_this excellent man_,” and classing him “_respectable_”! Think of a
daughter dutifully conceding, in writing, that her dad is “worthy of my
attention” and “even a resignation of our opinions.”
And, after all, she jumped from the sublime to the ridiculous by
marrying a man named Smith!
But she has restored my confidence in the girl of the Sunday school
book. Lucy _did_ appear on this planet in the flesh; and when she
talked and wrote her style was that of little Abigail Adams. Marielle
was not an impossibility, nor was Lucretia. Even that obnoxious Good
Boy was true to life—if John Adams’ description of his son John
Quincy is not too highly colored by paternal pride. After reading said
paternal description I can understand how it was that, while Henry
Clay made friends out of those whom he refused, John Quincy Adams made
enemies by his manner in granting favors.
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