Infusorian--Doomsday--Her Room 266 38. I Don't Know What Title--Perhaps the Whole Synopsis May Be Called a Cast-off Cigarette-Butt 272 39. The End 276 40. Facts--The Bell--I Am Certain 284 WE RECORD ONE An Announcement The Wisest of Lines A Poem This is merely a copy, word by word, of what was published this morning in the State newspaper: "In another hundred and twenty days the building of the _Integral_ will be completed. The great historic hour is near, when the first _Integral_ will rise into the limitless space of the universe. A thousand years ago your heroic ancestors subjected the whole earth to the power of the United State. A still more glorious task is before you,--the integration of the indefinite equation of the Cosmos by the use of the glass, electric, fire-breathing _Integral_. Your mission is to subjugate to the grateful yoke of reason the unknown beings who live on other planets, and who are perhaps still in the primitive state of freedom. If they will not understand that we are bringing them a mathematically faultless happiness, our duty will be to force them to be happy. But before we take up arms, we shall try the power of words. "In the name of The Well-Doer, the following is announced herewith to all Numbers of the United State: "Whoever feels capable must consider it his duty to write treatises, poems, manifestoes, odes and other compositions on the greatness and the beauty of the United State. "This will be the first load which the _Integral_ will carry. "Long live the United State! Long live the Numbers!! Long live the Well-Doer!!!" I feel my cheeks are burning as I write this. To integrate the colossal, universal equation! To unbend the wild curve, to straighten it out to a tangent--to a straight line! For the United State is a straight line, a great, divine, precise, wise line, the wisest of lines! I, D-503, the builder of the _Integral_, I am only one of the many mathematicians of the United State. My pen, which is accustomed to figures, is unable to express the march and rhythm of consonance; therefore I shall try to record only the things I see, the things I think, or to be more exact, the things _we_ think. Yes, we; that is exactly what I mean, and "We" shall, therefore, be the title of my records. But this will only be a derivative of our life,--of our mathematical, perfect life in the United State. If this be so, will not this derivative be a poem in itself, despite my limitations? It will. I believe, I know it.