New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
If Kedzie had been married to Gilfoyle and besought in marriage by
another fellow of the same relative standard of income Mrs. Thropp could
have waxed as indignant as anybody. If Kedzie's new suitor had earned as
high as four thousand a year, which was a pile of money in Nimrim, she
would still have raged against the immorality of tampering with the
sacrament of marriage. She might have withstood as much as twenty
thousand a year for the sake of home and religion. She abhorred divorce,
as well as other people do (especially divorcees).
But to resist a million dollars and all that went with it was
impossible. To resist a score of millions was twenty times impossibler.
She made up her mind that Dyckman should not escape from this
temporary alliance with the Thropps without paying at least a handsome
initiation-fee. Suddenly she set her jaw and broke into the parley of
her husband and their daughter:
“Well, I've made up my mind. Adna, you shut up awhile and get on out
this room. I'm going to have a few words with my girl.”
Adna looked into the face of his wife and saw there that
red-and-white-striped expression which always puts a wise man to flight.
He was glad to be permitted to retreat. When he was gone Mrs. Thropp
beckoned Kedzie to sit by her on the _chaise longue_. She gathered
her child up as some adoring old buzzard might cuddle her nestling and
impart choice ideals of scavengery.
“Look here, honey: you listen to your mother what loves you and knows
what's best for you. You've struck out for yourself and you've won
the grandest chance any girl ever had. If you throw it away you'll be
slappin' Providence right in the face. The Lord would never have put
this op'tunity in your reach if He hadn't meant you to have it.”
“What you talking about, momma?” said Kedzie.
“My father always used to say: 'Old Man Op'tunity is bald-headed except
for one long scalplock in the middle his forehead. Grab him as he comes
toward you, for there's nothing to lay holt on as he goes by.'”
“What's all this talk about bald-heads?” Kedzie protested.
“Hush your mouth and listen to a woman that's older'n what you are
and knows more. Look at me! I've slaved all my life. I've been a
hard-workin', church-goin' woman, a good mother to a lot of ungrateful
children, a faithful, lovin' wife--and what have I got for it? Look at
me. Do you want to be like me when you get my age? Do you?”
It was a hard question to answer politely, so Kedzie said nothing. Mrs.
Thropp went on:
“You got a chance to look like me and live hard and die poor, and that's
what'll happen if you stick by this low-life, good-for-nothing dawg you
married. Don't do it. Money's come your way. Grab it quick. Hold on to
it tight. Money's the one thing that counts. You take my word for it. It
don't matter much how you get it; the main thing is Get it! People don't
ask you How? but How Much? If you got enough they don't care How.”
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