New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Kedzie, knowing nothing of Jim's call on Charity or of his new mood,
chanced to be in a most unfortunate humor. She criticized Jim; she
declined to be amused or entertained; rebuffed his advances, ridiculed
his pretensions of love. She even chose to denounce his mother for her
heartlessness, his sister for her neglect, his father for his snobbery.
That is always bad business. It puts a husband at bay with his back
against the foundation walls of loyalty. They quarreled wonderfully and
slept dos-a-dos. They did not speak the next morning.
The next afternoon Jim saw to his dismay that Kedzie was putting on her
hat and gloves to go out on a shopping-cruise. If she went she would
miss Charity's call.
He knew that he ought not to tell her of Charity's visit in advance. In
fact, Charity had pledged him to a benevolent conspiracy in the matter.
He put up a flag of truce and resumed diplomatic relations.
With the diplomatic cunning of a hippopotamus he tried to decoy Kedzie
into staying at home awhile. His ponderous subtlety aroused Kedzie's
suspicions, and at length he confirmed them by desperately confessing:
“Mrs. Cheever is going to call.”
Kedzie's first thought was of Peter Cheever's new wife, who had been
taken up by a certain set of those whom one may call loose-principled or
divinely tolerant, as one's own prejudices direct. Kedzie could not yet
afford to be so forgiving. She flared up.
“Mrs. Cheever! That Zada thing going to call on me? How dare she!”
“Of course not.”
“Oh, the other one, then?”
“Yes.”
“The abandoned one?”
“That's pretty rough. She's been very kind to you and she wants to be
again.”
“Where did you learn so much?”
“We were talking about you.”
“Oh, you were, were you? That's nice! And where was all this?”
He indulged in a concessive lie for the sake or the peace. “I met her in
the street and walked along with her.”
“Fine! And how did my name come to come up?”
“It naturally would. I was saying that I wished she'd--er--I wished that
you and she might be friends.”
“So that you and she could see each other still oftener, I suppose.”
“It's rotten of you to say that.”
“And it's rottener of you to go talking to another woman about your
wife.”
“But it was in the friendliest spirit, and she took it so.”
“I see! Her first name is Charity and I'm to be one of her patients.
Well, you can receive her yourself. I don't want any of her old alms! I
won't be here!”
“Oh yes, you will!”
“Oh no, I won't!”
“You can't be as ill-mannered as that!”
“You talk to me of manners! Why, I've seen manners in your gang that
would disgrace a brakeman and a lunch-counter girl on one of dad's
railroads.” Her father already had railroads! So many people had them in
the crowd she met that Kedzie was not strong enough to deny her father
one or two.
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