New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The daughter on the train, the youngest--named Kedzie after an aunt who
was the least poor of the relatives--was just growing up into a similar
career. Her highest prayer was that her path might lead her to a
clerkship in a candy-shop. Then this miracle! Her father announced that
he was going to New York.
Adna was always traveling on the railroad, but he had never traveled
far. To undertake New York was hardly less remarkable than to run over
to the moon for a few days.
When he brought the news home he could hardly get up the front steps
with it. When he announced it at the table, and tried to be careless,
his hand trembled till the saucerful of coffee at his quivering lips
splashed over on the clean red-plaid table-cloth.
The occasion of Thropp's call to New York was this: he had joined a
“benevolent order” of the Knights of Something-or-other in his early
years and had risen high in the chapter in his home town. When one
of the members died, the others attended his funeral in full regalia,
consisting of each individual's Sunday clothes, enhanced with a fringed
sash and lappets. Also there was a sword to carry. The advantage of
belonging to the order was that the member got the funeral for nothing
and his wife got the further consolation of a sum of money.
Mrs. Thropp bore her neighbors no more ill-will than they deserved, but
she did enjoy their funerals. They gave her husband an excuse for his
venerable silk hat and his gilded glave. Sometimes as she took her hands
out of the dough and dried them on her apron to fasten his sash about
him, she felt all the glory of a medieval countess buckling the armor
on her doughty earl. She had never heard of such persons, but she knew
their epic uplift.
Now, Mr. Thropp had paid his dues and his insurance premiums for years
and years. They were his one extravagance. Also he had persuaded Mrs.
Thropp's brother Sol to do the same. Sol had died recently and left
his insurance money to Mrs. Thropp. Sol's own wife, after cherishing
long-deferred hopes of spending that money herself, had been hauled away
first. She never got that insurance money. Neither did any one else; the
central office in New York failed to pay up.
The annual convention was about to be held in the metropolis, and there
was to be a tremendous investigation of the insurance scandal. Adna was
elected the delegate of the Nimrim chapter, for he was known to be a
demon in a money-fight.
And this was the glittering news that Adna brought home. Small wonder it
spilled his coffee. And that wife of his not only had to go and yell at
him about a little coffee-stain, but she had to announce that she hardly
saw how she could get ready to go right away--and who was to look after
those children?
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