English drama -- 17th century; English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Flam._ Turn to my lord, good sister.
_Vit. Cor._ Hence, you pander!
_Flam._ Pander! am I the author of your sin?
_Vit. Cor._ Yes; he's a base thief that a thief lets in.
_Flam._ We're blown up, my lord.
_Brach._ Wilt thou hear me?
Once to be jealous of thee, is to express
That I will love thee everlastingly,
And never more be jealous.
_Vit. Cor._ O thou fool,
Whose greatness hath by much o'ergrown thy wit!
What dar'st thou do that I not dare to suffer,
Excepting to be still thy whore? for that,
In the sea's bottom sooner thou shalt make
A bonfire.
_Flam._ O, no oaths, for God's sake!
_Brach._ Will you hear me?
_Vit. Cor._ Never.
_Flam._ What a damned imposthume is a woman's will!
Can nothing break it?--Fie, fie, my lord,
Women are caught as you take tortoises;
She must be turned on her back.--Sister, by this hand,
I am on your side.--Come, come, you have wronged her:
What a strange credulous man were you, my lord,
To think the Duke of Florence would love her!
Will any mercer take another's ware
When once 'tis toused and sullied?--And yet, sister,
How scurvily this frowardness becomes you!
Young leverets stand not long; and women's anger
Should, like their flight, procure a little sport;
A full cry for a quarter of an hour,
And then be put to the dead quat.[74]
_Brach._ Shall these eyes,
Which have so long time dwelt upon your face,
Be now put out?
_Flam._ No cruel landlady i' the world,
Which lends forth groats to broom-men, and takes use for them,
Would do't.--
Hand her, my lord, and kiss her: be not like
A ferret, to let go your hold with blowing.
_Brach._ Let us renew right hands.
_Vit. Cor._ Hence!
_Brach._ Never shall rage or the forgetful wine
Make me commit like fault.
_Flam._ Now you are i' the way on't, follow't hard.
_Brach._ Be thou at peace with me, let all the world
Threaten the cannon.
_Flam._ Mark his penitence:
Best natures do commit the grossest faults,
When they're given o'er to jealousy, as best wine,
Dying, makes strongest vinegar. I'll tell you,--
The sea's more rough and raging than calm rivers,
But not so sweet nor wholesome. A quiet woman
Is a still water under a great bridge;
A man may shoot her safely.
_Vit. Cor._ O ye dissembling men!--
_Flam._ We sucked that, sister,
From women's breasts, in our first infancy.
_Vit. Cor._ To add misery to misery!
_Brach._ Sweetest,--
_Vit. Cor._ Am I not low enough?
Ay, ay, your good heart gathers like a snow-ball,
Now your affection's cold.
_Flam._ Ud'sfoot, it shall melt
To a heart again, or all the wine in Rome
Shall run o' the lees for't.
_Vit. Cor._ Your dog or hawk should be rewarded better
Than I have been. I'll speak not one word more.
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