Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketchesStevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
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Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketches
Stevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
English fiction -- Scottish authors; Humorous stories, Scottish
Mr. M'Cranky kept up a fusillade of grumbling while dressing, but
Mrs. M'Cranky was too excited to take any notice; and when the cab
had deposited them at the door Mr. M'Cranky said to the driver,
"Eleven o'clock." "Right, sir," said Jehu. Mrs. M'Cranky had left
word at the office that they were to be called for at one o'clock, so
she pretended to look inside the cab to see if she had left anything;
and while M'Cranky was going up the steps she said to the driver,
"You understand," and he replied with a knowing look, "All right,
mum."
As they were about the first to arrive, the time was occupied by
looking over the albums, with explanations by Mr. Gibson as to who
the photographs represented, with the relationship between the young
lady on the present page and the old gentleman two leaves back, which
seemed to be of great interest to the spectators. Then there were
the curiosities to be shown. "This," said Mr. Gibson, lifting a
fusty-looking thing from a bracket, "is a spider's nest, sent by my
son Tom from Queensland. He is in a bank there, and getting on very
well. He's engaged to that young lady I showed you the photograph
of"; and as he threatened to produce the album again, the gentlemen
all said they remembered--"Nice-looking lady."
"This is a carved box Jim, my eldest son, sent from India,--beautiful
carving. I got a paper from him the other day with an account of a
concert he had been performing at. I wonder if I could lay my hands
on it! Oh yes, here it is," said he, producing it from where he had
carefully laid it a few minutes before. "My family are all musical,"
he continued. "You'll hear my girl to-night; she plays the violin,
and is getting on very well, I believe. She is to perform at a
Primrose League meeting to-morrow night."
As this was said as if to convey an idea of the esteem in which she
was held as a violinist, the gentlemen said "Oh!" or "Indeed!" There
were occasional painful pauses in the conversation, for, though the
gentlemen had been introduced, no one could have told another's name;
and each seemed to wait for the others to begin, till one ventured to
start abusing the weather, and our unfortunate climate was subjected
to a prolonged and severe criticism.
"Any of you gentlemen care for a hand at whist?" the host asked. And
when some said they "didn't mind," and others that they would be
"very pleased," he said, "I think we could manage two sets." Of
course the ladies had to be asked, and they expressed their
willingness, but said they could not play very well.
The two tables were placed very close to each other, as there was not
much room. The gentlemen apparently looked on the game as a very
serious affair, and the ladies regarded it lightly and as a secondary
matter. The cards were just dealt, and play about to begin, when
Mrs. Gibson came across the room and whispered something to her
husband, who said, "'M? Oh yes, we're to have a violin duet from Mr.
Morrison and Miss Gibson."
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