Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketches — John Shaqi
Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketchesStevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
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Wee Johnnie Paterson, & other humorous sketches
Stevenson, W. Grant (William Grant)
English fiction -- Scottish authors; Humorous stories, Scottish
The bridesmaids followed in the procession, and then the minister,
with papers in his hand, like the warrant for execution. After the
principal parties had got into position, the minister began in deep
tones, "We are met on this solemn occasion" (all the company seemed
to feel it, for they still looked at the carpet as if they had
dropped a pin and could not be happy till they found it), and
concluded by asking if any of the company objected to the marriage.
There being no objections, he then asked the bride and bridegroom if
they were willing to take each other as they stood, as if he didn't
know that was why he was there. During the ceremony the bride was
sobbing, and perhap she thought she wanted to back out of it. I
don't understand what she was crying about, as I happen to know she
had been looking forward to the marriage for two years. The couple,
having assented to the marriage, were told to join hands; and here a
slight hitch occurred which I have noticed before at marriages. The
bride and bridegroom had on gloves, and both seemed too nervous to be
able to take them off themselves, and had to get it done for them.
I thought it stupid of them wearing gloves indoors, and said so to
the person next me; but he said, "They must wear gloves, because the
groomsman and bridesmaid have to take them off." "But why?" I asked.
"Just because it's always done," he replied in a tone which seemed
conclusive.
I now remembered that the gentleman who shook hands with me on
entering had on gloves, and I had asked him if he had a sore hand;
and I now observed that all the guests wore gloves, and seemed
uncomfortable in them, as if they did not fit about the joints, and
that they appeared to be greatly relieved when the cake and wine were
passed round and they could take them off. Everyone seemed to think
they could now change their funereal face for a more natural one, and
the bride was passed round to be kissed. She was quite bright now,
though there were still two little diamond tears trembling on her
eyelids.
The minister was asked to take a refreshment, but said "No; the bread
I will take, but the wine I will not touch." I thought he might have
had sense enough to know the difference between bride's cake and
bread, and wondered if he refused the wine thinking it might be of
the kind supplied at sacraments. As soon as the minister left, the
company indulged in a general clatter. It must be nice to be a
minister, and know you are awing the company with your presence. And
yet I don't know: I believe I would as soon remain as I am, and
receive the friendly slap on the shoulder, and hear the informal
words, "Hullo! old man, what a' ye gonny have?"
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