Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Scotland -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
'I was thinkin', wife; I was thinkin' it's no sae bad since her
name's Maggie. Ye see, if it had been Henrietta, or Dorothea,
or----'
'Mercy! Are ye talkin' in yer sleep?'
'I was gaun for to say that a Henrietta an' so forth wud be easier
traced nor a Maggie, Maggies bein' as common as wulks at Dunoon,
whereas----'
'D'ye imagine Christina--oh, dinna be silly, man!'
'But, Maggie--I mean Lizzie----'
'Oh, for ony favour gang to sleep an' rest yer brains.'
* * * * *
When Macgregor, alone save for the slumbering Jimsie, had opened
the parcel he muttered savagely: 'Oh, dash it! I wish she had kep'
her rotten socks to hersel'!'--and stuffed the gift behind the
chest of drawers. The message he tore into a hundred fragments.
Then he went to bed and slept better, perhaps, than he deserved.
He expected there would be a letter in the morning, for Christina
had left no message with his mother.
But there was no letter, so, after breakfast, he made a trip to the
camp on the chance, and in the hope, that one might be lying there.
Another blow! Managing to dodge Willie, he hurried home to meet
the second morning delivery. Nothing again! . . . His mother's
anxious questions as to his health irritated him, and he so far
lost his temper as to ask his sister why she was wearing a face
like a fiddle. Poor Jeannie! For half the night she had been
weeping for her hero and wishing the most awful things for the
unknown Maggie.
'Ye'll be back for yer denner, laddie?' his mother called after him
as he left the house.
'I dinna ken,' he replied over his shoulder.
Mrs. Robinson felt that her worst forebodings were about to be
realized.
'Never again!' she muttered in the presence of her daughter, who
was helping her with the housework.
'What, mither?'
'Never again will I open a paircel that's no addressed to me.'
'But it--it might ha'e been a--a fish,' said Jeannie, who would
have sought to comfort the most sinful penitent in the world. 'Some
girls,' she went on, 'dinna mean onything special by "fondest
love." They dinna mean onything mair nor "kind regairds."'
Mrs. Robinson sighed. 'I wud gi'e something if it had been a fish
wi' kind regairds. I wonder what he did wi' the socks.'
'I got them at the back o' the chest o' drawers. Weel, mither,
that proves he doesna care for her.'
'That's no the p'int, dearie.' Mrs. Robinson paused in her work.
'I'm beginnin' to think I should ha'e tell't him aboot the paircel
bein' open when Christina was here. It's maybe no fair to let him
gang to her----'
'I'll run efter him,' said Jeannie promptly. 'I'll maybe catch him
afore he gets to Miss Tod's shop.'
'Ay; run, Jeannie; run as quick's ye can!'
So Jeannie threw off her apron, tidied her hair with a couple of
touches, and flew as though a life depended on her speed.
And, panting, she came in sight of Miss Tod's shop just in
time--just in time to see the beloved kilted figure disappear into
the doorway.
XIX
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