England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
However, the second comer, after taking off his greatcoat, and hanging
his hat on a nail in one of the ceiling-beams as if he had been
specially invited to put it there, advanced and sat down at the table.
This had been pushed so closely into the chimney-corner, to give all
available room to the dancers, that its inner edge grazed the elbow of
the man who had ensconced himself by the fire; and thus the two
strangers were brought into close companionship. They nodded to each
other by way of breaking the ice of unacquaintance, and the first
stranger handed his neighbour the family mug—a huge vessel of brown
ware, having its upper edge worn away like a threshold by the rub of
whole generations of thirsty lips that had gone the way of all flesh,
and bearing the following inscription burnt upon its rotund side in
yellow letters
THERE IS NO FUN
UNTiLL i CUM.
The other man, nothing loth, raised the mug to his lips, and drank on,
and on, and on—till a curious blueness overspread the countenance of
the shepherd’s wife, who had regarded with no little surprise the first
stranger’s free offer to the second of what did not belong to him to
dispense.
‘I knew it!’ said the toper to the shepherd with much satisfaction.
‘When I walked up your garden before coming in, and saw the hives all
of a row, I said to myself; “Where there’s bees there’s honey, and
where there’s honey there’s mead.” But mead of such a truly comfortable
sort as this I really didn’t expect to meet in my older days.’ He took
yet another pull at the mug, till it assumed an ominous elevation.
‘Glad you enjoy it!’ said the shepherd warmly.
‘It is goodish mead,’ assented Mrs. Fennel, with an absence of
enthusiasm which seemed to say that it was possible to buy praise for
one’s cellar at too heavy a price. ‘It is trouble enough to make—and
really I hardly think we shall make any more. For honey sells well, and
we ourselves can make shift with a drop o’ small mead and metheglin for
common use from the comb-washings.’
‘O, but you’ll never have the heart!’ reproachfully cried the stranger
in cinder-gray, after taking up the mug a third time and setting it
down empty. ‘I love mead, when ’tis old like this, as I love to go to
church o’ Sundays, or to relieve the needy any day of the week.’
‘Ha, ha, ha!’ said the man in the chimney-corner, who, in spite of the
taciturnity induced by the pipe of tobacco, could not or would not
refrain from this slight testimony to his comrade’s humour.
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