Westover of Wanalah: A story of love and life in Old VirginiaEggleston, George Cary
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Westover of Wanalah: A story of love and life in Old Virginia
Eggleston, George Cary
Virginia -- Fiction
Judy "tapped him," as she described the process, as soon as he had
lighted his pipe after a barbaric feast of fried chicken, jowl and
greens, pot cheese, green corn, batter bread, cold ham, tomatoes,
souse, roast venison from Westover's camp, cucumbers, onions, apple
butter, rice pudding, apple dumplings, and ice cream.
By way of explanation to Sapphira, while the meal was in process of
preparation, she had said:
"Mark McGrath don't git none too much to eat at home, I reckon, an' I'm
a goin' to pump enough facts an' figgers out'n him to leave room for
the other things."
But she did not begin the pumping process until McGrath's pipe was
comfortably lighted, and then she did so gently at first. She had
placed a slate and pencil on a table by his side, so that he might
"figger out" anything she wanted elucidated.
"How many voters is they in this here senate distric'?" she asked him
to begin with; and he gave the figures promptly.
"Set that down on the slate," she directed, and the order was obeyed.
"'Bout how many o' them is planters' votes--countin' in the overseers
an' the rest o' them as always votes the way the planters tells 'em to?"
McGrath thought for a brief while and then gave his estimate.
"How many of 'em is Democratic votes?"
"Oh, the district is almost solidly Whig. The Democratic vote is really
a negligible quantity," the schoolmaster, beginning to feel his
importance, replied.
"I ain't a fishin' fer big words, Mark. I's a huntin' fer facts. Don't
you make no mistake about that. Now, tell me, how many Democratic votes
was they in the last election?"
So she went on with her catechism, making her interlocutor set down on
the slate such figures as she wished to use in her calculations. With
these as factors she made the schoolmaster do a deal of abstruse
reckoning, the purport and purpose of which he could not at all
conjecture, but the results of which seemed to satisfy her, as she said
at the end of it all:
"It kin be did, an' by the Hokey Pokey Fenokey it's a goin' to be did.
That little worm-eaten, blossom-blasted chestnut of a Webb'll wish he
hadn't never let go of his hold on the tree when Judy Peters gits
through with him. Say, Mark, what does William Wilberforce mean?"
"It's a name," McGrath began.
"Yes, I know that. But what does it mean? Whose name was it fust off?
An' what was it he done? An' how'd that miserable little bob-tailed
rooster Webb git a hold onto it?"
Judy's antagonisms were implacable, and they were apt to find
expression in her epithets and her metaphors. She knew next to nothing
of Webb, and she had permitted her mountaineers to vote for him at the
last preceding election. But now that she recognized in him an enemy of
Boyd Westover, she hated him with an intensity and an unreason possible
only to a nature such as hers, in which the primal passions of humanity
had yielded themselves to no chastening of circumstance or civilization.
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