“It is necessary, by all laws of the drama, madam,” said Frank, with a sly smile, “that the speech and the speaker shall fit each other. Pass on, Earl Ordulf; a more learned worthy waits.” Whereon, up came a fresh member of the procession; namely, no less a person than Vindex Brimblecombe, the ancient schoolmaster, with five-and-forty boys at his heels, who halting, pulled out his spectacles, and thus signified his forgiveness of his whilom broken head:-- “That the world should have been circumnavigated, ladies and gentles, were matter enough of jubilation to the student of Herodotus and Plato, Plinius and ---- ahem! much more when the circumnavigators are Britons; more, again, when Damnonians.” “Don't swear, master,” said young Will Cary. “Gulielme Cary, Gulielme Cary, hast thou forgotten thy--” “Whippings? Never, old lad! Go on; but let not the license of the scholar overtop the modesty of the Christian.” “More again, as I said, when, incolae, inhabitants of Devon; but, most of all, men of Bideford school. Oh renowned school! Oh schoolboys ennobled by fellowship with him! Oh most happy pedagogue, to whom it has befallen to have chastised a circumnavigator, and, like another Chiron, trained another Hercules: yet more than Hercules, for he placed his pillars on the ocean shore, and then returned; but my scholar's voyage--” “Hark how the old fox is praising himself all along on the sly,” said Cary. “Mr. William, Mr. William, peace;--silentium, my graceless pupil. Urge the foaming steed, and strike terror into the rapid stag, but meddle not with matters too high for thee.” “He has given you the dor now, sir,” said Lady Bath; “let the old man say his say.” “I bring, therefore, as my small contribution to this day's feast; first a Latin epigram, as thus--” “Latin? Let us hear it forthwith,” cried my lady. And the old pedant mouthed out-- “Torriguiam Tamaris ne spernat; Leighius addet Mox terras terris, inclyte Drake, tuis.” “Neat, i' faith, la!” Whereon all the rest, as in duty bound, approved also. “This for the erudite: for vulgar ears the vernacular is more consonant, sympathetic, instructive; as thus:-- “Famed Argo ship, that noble chip, by doughty Jason's steering, Brought back to Greece the golden fleece, from Colchis home careering; But now her fame is put to shame, while new Devonian Argo, Round earth doth run in wake of sun, and brings wealthier cargo.” “Runs with a right fa-lal-la,” observed Cary; “and would go nobly to a fiddle and a big drum.” “Ye Spaniards, quake! our doughty Drake a royal swan is tested, On wing and oar, from shore to shore, the raging main who breasted:-- But never needs to chant his deeds, like swan that lies a-dying, So far his name, by trump of fame, around the sphere is flying.”