Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoringDixon, Winifred Hawkridge
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Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoring
Dixon, Winifred Hawkridge
Automobile travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
“It’s an easy drive. Any duffer could do it,” said the Golfer
impatiently. Apparently there was something about the drive more
difficult than it looked. Perspective was lost in the clear air, and
the jumble of rocks before us seemed closer than they were. With only
two balls remaining, the Golfer again took his turn, after several
brilliant failures on both sides. Once more he turned a majestic glance
toward us. A bee had crawled down my back, and Martha was removing
it, but after that glance we let the bee stay where he was. A hushed
silence fell on our little group at this historic moment. Since Adam
and Eve, we were the first group of people ever gathered together in
this lonely, inaccessible spot for the purpose of driving a golf-ball
over the Rainbow Bridge. No cheers came from the assemblage as the
Golfer addressed the ball innumerable times, and at last raised his
brassie and drove.
“Keep your eye on the ball,” said someone. We did so, and our several
eyes soared toward the arch, struck the rock towering beside the
bridge, and ricochetted over the far side. Technically, though by a
fluke, we had the ball over. I say we, because we all worked as hard as
the Golfer and Murray. Murray refused the last ball, and just because
he didn’t have to, the Golfer drove this easily and surely over. We had
achieved our purpose. We were the first to put a golf ball over Rainbow
Bridge, not a great contribution to history or science, but giving us
a certain hilarious satisfaction. It is not so easy to be first at
anything in these days, when everything has been tried already. Toby
who once stigmatized the ambition as “cheap,” crossed her fingers as
the Golfer launched his last ball, and photographed him in the act for
the benefit of posterity. Our Old-Timer, another scoffer, later spent
an hour hunting the triumphal ball, and on retrieving it from the river
bank, begged it for a souvenir. Anyone who doubts the authenticity of
our feat may see the ball at Kayenta today. And even Hostein Chee,
alias Wah-Wah, alias De-jiss-je, salvaged a half-dozen of the lost
balls, and was seen patiently hacking away at them with the Golfer’s
best brassie. And he was remarkably good at it, too.
The campfire, built that night under the sweeping black arch, seemed
like home amid the looming cliffs and monoliths. The air was full of
that strangest, most arresting odor in the desert,--the smell of fresh,
running water.
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