Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoringDixon, Winifred Hawkridge
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Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoring
Dixon, Winifred Hawkridge
Automobile travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
A little band of Mexican Indians, clad in the rainbow, and making big
eyes at the wonders of this gringo metropolis, staged a gaudy prologue.
“They say you can’t get into Mexico without a passport,” mused Toby.
“We might as well find out and be done with it,” said I.
A half mile led us to a row of government tents, followed by several
buildings,--the first a low, wooden house, the second a neat, almost
imposing two-story brick affair. Beyond was a smaller group, which we
decided was the Mexican customs-house.
A long man untangled himself from a couple of porch chairs, and
sauntered out to the road, as we whizzed past the first cottage. He
shouted something and held up his hand, but we failed to catch what he
said. A moment later we reached the fine looking brick house. A swarm
of dark-complexioned gentlemen speaking an excitable language rushed
out and surrounded our car. Toby gave a sigh of satisfaction.
“They said you couldn’t get in without a passport,” said she.
We were in Mexico. We could gather so much from the dazed attitude of
the U. S. official, who stood enveloped in our dust, staring after us,
but still more from the flood of questions, increasingly insistent,
which came from the bandit’s chorus surrounding us. They seemed to be
asking for something,--possibly our passports. Looking ahead, Mexico
didn’t seem worth our while. We saw only bare brown hills, sand and
cactus. Perhaps, like Toby’s namesake, we had better leave before being
kicked out. I displayed our camera.
“Take a picture? Turn round? Go back?” said I in purest Mexican.
The bandit’s chorus gathered in an interested if puzzled group about
the camera, and looked as if they were waiting for me to do a trick
proving that the hand is quicker than the eye. After a few repetitions,
aided by liberal gestures, they got our meaning and laughed, showing
dazzling sets of teeth.
“Take _your_ pictures?” we added, at this sign of clemency. The Latin
in them rejoiced at our tribute to their beauty. Two senoritas coming
all the way from the Estados Unidos, passportless, braving the wrath
of Carranza entirely because the gringoes were not handsome enough to
snap! They straightened their uniforms, and curled their mustaches and
flashed their teeth so brilliantly that Toby had to use the smallest
diaphragm of her kodak. Before they could unpose themselves, we were
back in the United States. They started after, as if to assess us for
ransom, or something, but too late.
The U. S. official met us. “Why didn’t you stop when I signaled?”
“We didn’t see you. We thought the brick building was the United States
customs,--it’s so much grander than yours.”
“Well, you’re in luck,” he said. “They could a held you there for
months, confiscated your baggage, and made things pretty unpleasant
generally. They’re doing it all the time, under the name of official
business. I tell you, I was scared when I saw you go through there.”
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