Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoringDixon, Winifred Hawkridge
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Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoring
Dixon, Winifred Hawkridge
Automobile travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
Our baggage we stowed in a peculiarly shaped auto trunk containing five
peculiarly shaped suitcases, trapezoids all,--not a parallelepiped
among them. Made to fit an earlier car, in its day it had been the
laughing stock of all the porters in Europe. Too bulky to be strapped
outside, it was to become a mysterious occupant of the tonneau,
exciting much speculation and comment. It was to be the means of our
being taken for Salvation lassies with a parlor organ, bootleggers,
Spiritualists with the omnipresent cabinet, show-girls or lady
shirt-waist drummers, according to the imagination of the beholder; but
it never was aught but a nuisance. Whatever we needed always reposed
in the bottom-most suitcase, and rather than dig down, we did without.
Next time, I shall know better. A three-piece khaki suit, composed of
breeches, short skirt split front and back, and many-pocketed Norfolk
coat, worn with knee-high elk boots, does for daily wear in camping,
riding or driving. It sheds rain, heat and cold, does not wrinkle when
slept in, and only mellows with successive accumulations of dirt. For
dress occasions, a dark jersey coat and skirt, wool stockings and
low oxfords is magnificence itself. A heavy and a light sweater, two
flannel and a half dozen cotton or linen shirts, and sufficient plain
underwear suffice for a year’s knocking about. Add to this a simple
afternoon frock of non-wrinkling material, preferably black, and no
event finds you unprepared.
Our trunk made us trouble from the start. The administration had given
us to understand we might ship it with the car, but at the last moment
this was prevented by a constitutional amendment. Accordingly, an hour
before our boat left, we took the trunk to the line on which we were to
travel, and shipped it as personal baggage. It was only the first of
many experiences which persuaded us to adopt the frontiersman’s motto,
“Pack light.”
Every true yarn of adventure should begin with a sea voyage. The
wharves with their heaped cargoes tying together the four ends of the
world, the hoisting of the gang-plank, the steamer flirtations, the
daily soundings, the eternal schools of porpoises, the menus with their
ensuing disillusionments, and above all, the funny, funny passengers,
each a drollery to all the others,--all these commonplaces of voyage
are invested by the mighty sea with its own importance and mystery.
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