What Every Woman KnowsBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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What Every Woman Knows
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Man-woman relationships -- Drama
There are a few hard chairs for yelling Shand from, and then rushing
away. There is an iron spiral staircase that once led to the ladies’
hairdressing apartments, but now leads to more Shand, Shand, Shand. A
glass door at the back opens on to the shop proper, screaming Civil and
Religious Liberty, Shand, as it opens, and beyond is the street crammed
with still more Shand pro and con. Men in every sort of garb rush in
and out, up and down the stair, shouting the magic word. Then there is
a lull, and down the stair comes Maggie Wylie, decidedly overdressed in
blue velvet and (let us get this over) less good-looking than ever. She
raises her hands to heaven, she spins round like a little teetotum. To
her from the street, suffering from a determination of the word Shand to
the mouth, rush Alick and David. Alick is thinner (being older), David
is stouter (being older), and they are both in tweeds and silk hats.]
MAGGIE. David--have they--is he? quick, quick! DAVID. There’s no news
yet, no news. It’s terrible.
[The teetotum revolves more quickly.]
ALICK. For God’s sake, Maggie, sit down.
MAGGIE. I can’t, I can’t.
DAVID. Hold her down.
[They press her into a chair; JAMES darts in, stouter also. His necktie
has gone; he will never again be able to attend a funeral in that hat.]
JAMES [wildly]. John Shand’s the man for you. John Shand’s the man for
you. John Shand’s the man for you.
DAVID [clutching him]. Have you heard anything?
JAMES. Not a word.
ALICK. Look at her.
DAVID. Maggie [he goes on his knees beside her, pressing her to him in
affectionate anxiety]. It was mad of him to dare.
MAGGIE. It was grand of him.
ALICK [moving about distraught]. Insane ambition.
MAGGIE. Glorious ambition.
DAVID. Maggie, Maggie, my lamb, best be prepared for the worst.
MAGGIE [husky]. I am prepared.
ALICK. Six weary years has she waited for this night.
MAGGIE. Six brave years has John toiled for this night.
JAMES. And you could have had him, Maggie, at the end of five. The
document says five.
MAGGIE. Do you think I grudge not being married to him yet? Was I to
hamper him till the fight was won?
DAVID [with wrinkled brows]. But if it’s lost?
[She can’t answer.]
ALICK [starting]. What’s that?
[The three listen at the door, the shouting dies down.]
DAVID. They’re terrible still; what can make them so still?
[JAMES spirits himself away. ALICK and DAVID blanch to hear MAGGIE
speaking softly as if to JOHN.]
MAGGIE. Did you say you had lost, John? Of course you would lose the
first time, dear John. Six years. Very well, we’ll begin another six
to-night. You’ll win yet. [Fiercely] Never give in, John, never give in!
[The roar of the multitude breaks out again and comes rolling nearer.]
DAVID. I think he’s coming.
[JAMES is fired into the room like a squeezed onion.]
JAMES. He’s coming!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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