COMTESSE. But, yes, it is excellent. [Making things easy for her] C’est tres bien. MAGGIE. Je me suis embrouillee--la derniere fois. COMTESSE. Good! Shall I speak more slowly? MAGGIE. No, no. Nonon, non, faster, faster. COMTESSE. J’admire votre courage! MAGGIE. Je comprends chaque mot. COMTESSE. Parfait! Bravo! MAGGIE. Voila! COMTESSE. Superbe! [She goes, applauding; and MAGGIE has a moment of elation, which however has passed before JOHN returns for his hat.] MAGGIE. Have you more speaking to do, John? [He is somehow in high good-humour.] JOHN. I must run across and address the Cowcaddens Club. [He sprays his throat with a hand-spray.] I wonder if I AM vulgar, Maggie? MAGGIE. You are not, but _I_ am. JOHN. Not that _I_ can see. MAGGIE. Look how overdressed I am, John. I knew it was too showy when I ordered it, and yet I could not resist the thing. But I will tone it down, I will. What did you think of Lady Sybil? JOHN. That young woman had better be careful. She’s a bit of a besom, Maggie. MAGGIE. She’s beautiful, John. JOHN. She has a neat way of stretching herself. For playing with she would do as well as another. [She looks at him wistfully.] MAGGIE. You couldn’t stay and have a talk for a few minutes? JOHN. If you want me, Maggie. The longer you keep them waiting, the more they think of you. MAGGIE. When are you to announce that we’re to be married, John? JOHN. I won’t be long. You’ve waited a year more than you need have done, so I think it’s your due I should hurry things now. MAGGIE. I think it’s noble of you. JOHN. Not at all, Maggie; the nobleness has been yours in waiting so patiently. And your brothers would insist on it at any rate. They’re watching me like cats with a mouse. MAGGIE. It’s so little I’ve done to help. JOHN. Three hundred pounds. MAGGIE. I’m getting a thousand per cent for it. JOHN. And very pleased I am you should think so, Maggie. MAGGIE. Is it terrible hard to you, John? JOHN. It’s not hard at all. I can say truthfully, Maggie, that all, or nearly all, I’ve seen of you in these six years has gone to increase my respect for you. MAGGIE. Respect! JOHN. And a bargain’s a bargain. MAGGIE. If it wasn’t that you’re so glorious to me, John, I would let you off. [There is a gleam in his eye, but he puts it out.] JOHN. In my opinion, Maggie, we’ll be a very happy pair. [She accepts this eagerly.] MAGGIE. We know each other so well, John, don’t we? JOHN. I’m an extraordinary queer character, and I suppose nobody knows me well except myself; but I know you, Maggie, to the very roots of you. [She magnanimously lets this remark alone.] MAGGIE. And it’s not as if there was any other woman you--fancied more, John. JOHN. There’s none whatever. MAGGIE. If there ever should be--oh, if there ever should be! Some woman with charm. JOHN. Maggie, you forget yourself. There couldn’t be another woman once I was a married man. MAGGIE. One has heard of such things.