What Every Woman KnowsBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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What Every Woman Knows
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Man-woman relationships -- Drama
[Some days later this same room is listening--with the same
inattention--to the outpouring of JOHN SHAND’s love for the lady of the
hiccoughs. We arrive--by arrangement--rather late; and thus we miss some
of the most delightful of the pangs.
One can see that these two are playing no game, or, if they are, that
they little know it. The wonders of the world [so strange are the
instruments chosen by Love] have been revealed to JOHN in hiccoughs; he
shakes in SYBIL’s presence; never were more swimming eyes; he who has
been of a wooden face till now, with ways to match, has gone on flame
like a piece of paper; emotion is in flood in him. We may be almost fond
of JOHN for being so worshipful of love. Much has come to him that we
had almost despaired of his acquiring, including nearly all the divine
attributes except that sense of humour. The beautiful SYBIL has always
possessed but little of it also, and what she had has been struck from
her by Cupid’s flail. Naked of the saving grace, they face each other in
awful rapture.]
JOHN. In a room, Sybil, I go to you as a cold man to a fire. You fill me
like a peal of bells in an empty house.
[She is being brutally treated by the dear impediment, for which
hiccough is such an inadequate name that even to spell it is an
abomination though a sign of ability. How to describe a sound that is
noiseless? Let us put it thus, that when SYBIL wants to say something
very much there are little obstacles in her way; she falters, falls
perhaps once, and then is over, the while her appealing orbs beg you
not to be angry with her. We may express those sweet pauses in precious
dots, which some clever person can afterwards string together and make a
pearl necklace of them.]
SYBIL. I should not ... let you say it, ... but ... you ... say it so
beautifully.
JOHN. You must have guessed.
SYBIL. I dreamed ... I feared ... but you were ... Scotch, and I didn’t
know what to think.
JOHN. Do you know what first attracted me to you, Sybil? It was your
insolence. I thought, ‘I’ll break her insolence for her.’
SYBIL. And I thought... ‘I’ll break his str...ength!’
JOHN. And now your cooing voice plays round me; the softness of you,
Sybil, in your pretty clothes makes me think of young birds. [The
impediment is now insurmountable; she has to swim for it, she swims
toward him.] It is you who inspire my work.
[He thrills to find that she can be touched without breaking.]
SYBIL. I am so glad... so proud...
JOHN. And others know it, Sybil, as well as I. Only yesterday the
Comtesse said to me, ‘No man could get on so fast unaided. Cherchez la
femme, Mr. Shand.’
SYBIL. Auntie said that?
JOHN. I said ‘Find her yourself, Comtesse.’
SYBIL. And she?
JOHN. She said ‘I have found her,’ and I said in my blunt way, ‘You mean
Lady Sybil,’ and she went away laughing.
SYBIL. Laughing?
JOHN. I seem to amuse the woman.
[Sybil grows sad.]
SYBIL. If Mrs. Shand--It is so cruel to her. Whom did you say she had
gone to the station to meet?
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