What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
The dog was then artfully led on from one accomplishment to another,
much within the ordinary range which bounds the instruction of learned
animals. He was asked to say how many ladies were on the stage: he spelt
three. What were their names? “The Graces.” Then he was asked who was
the first magistrate in the town. The dog made a bow to the Mayor.
“What had made that gentleman first magistrate?” The dog looked to
the alphabet and spelt “Worth.” “Were there any persons present more
powerful than the Mayor?” The dog bowed to the three young ladies.
“What made them more powerful?” The dog spelt “Beauty.” When ended
the applause these answers received, the dog went through the musket
exercise with the soldier’s staff; and as soon as he had performed that,
he came to the business part of the exhibition, seized the hat which his
master had dropped on the ground, and carried it round to each person
on the stage. They looked at one another. “He is a poor soldier’s dog,”
said the child, hiding her face. “No, no; a soldier cannot beg,” cried
the Comedian. The Mayor dropped a coin in the hat; others did the same
or affected to do it. The dog took the hat to his master, who waved him
aside. There was a pause. The dog laid the hat softly at the soldier’s
feet, and looked up at the child beseechingly. “What,” asked she,
raising her head proudly--“what secures WORTH and defends BEAUTY?” The
dog took up the staff and shouldered it. “And to what can the soldier
look for aid when he starves and will not beg?” The dog seemed
puzzled,--the suspense was awful. “Good heavens,” thought the Comedian,
“if the brute should break down after all!--and when I took such care
that the words should lie undisturbed-right before his nose!” With a
deep sigh the veteran started from his despondent attitude, and crept
along the floor as if for escape--so broken-down, so crestfallen. Every
eye was on that heartbroken face and receding figure; and the eye of
that heartbroken face was on the dog, and the foot of that receding
figure seemed to tremble, recoil, start, as it passed by the
alphabetical letters which still lay on the ground as last arranged.
“Ah! to what should he look for aid?” repeated the grandchild, clasping
her little hands. The dog had now caught the cue, and put his paw first
upon “WORTH,” and then upon “BEAUTY.”
“Worth!” cried the ladies--“Beauty!” exclaimed the Mayor. “Wonderful,
wonderful!”
“Take up the hat,” said the child, and turning to the Mayor--“Ah! tell
him, sir, that what Worth and Beauty give to Valour in distress is not
alms but tribute.”
The words were little better than a hack claptrap; but the sweet voice
glided through the assembly, and found its way into every heart.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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