What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
A roar, and universal clapping of hands, amidst which the worthy
magistrate stepped on the stage. At the command of its young mistress
the dog made the magistrate a polite bow, and straight to the game went
magistrate and dog. From that time the interest became, as it were,
personal to all present. “Will you come, sir,” said the child to a
young gentleman, who was straining his neck to see how the dominos
were played, “and observe that it is all fair? You, too, sir?” to Mr.
Williams. The Comedian stood beside the dog, whose movements he directed
with undetected skill, while appearing only to fix his eyes on the
ground in conscious abasement. Those on the rows from behind now pressed
forward; those in advance either came on the stage, or stood up intently
contemplating. The Mayor was defeated, the crowd became too thick, and
the caresses bestowed on the dog seemed to fatigue him. He rose and
retreated to a corner haughtily. “Manners, sir,” said the soldier; “it
is not for the like of us to be proud; excuse him, ladies and gentlemen.
He only wishes to please all,” said the child, deprecatingly. “Say how
many would you have round us at a time, so that the rest may not be
prevented seeing you.” She spread the multiplication figures before the
dog; the dog put his paw on 10. “Astonishing!” said the Mayor.
“Will you choose them yourself, sir?”
The dog nodded, walked leisurely round, keeping one eye towards the one
eye of his master and selected ten persons, amongst whom were the Mayor,
Mr. Williams, and three pretty young ladies who had been induced to
ascend the stage. The others were chosen no less judiciously.
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