What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
“You are a keen observer,” said he of the jean cap, admiringly; “your
remark is new to me; I dare say it is true.”
“Course it is; and the stars have summat to do with it; for if they
order a man’s calling, it stands to reason that they order a man’s mind
to fit it. Now, a tailor sits on his board with others, and is always
a-talking with ‘em, and a-reading the news; therefore he thinks, as his
fellows do, smart and sharp, bang up to the day, but nothing ‘riginal
and all his own, like. But a cobbler,” continued the man of leather,
with a majestic air, “sits by hisself, and talks with hisself; and what
he thinks gets into his head without being put there by another man’s
tongue.”
“You enlighten me more and more,” said our friend with the nose in the
air, bowing respectfully,--“a tailor is gregarious, a cobbler solitary.
The gregarious go with the future, the solitary stick by the past. I
understand why you are a Tory and perhaps a poet.”
“Well, a bit of one,” said the Cobbler, with an iron smile. “And many
‘s the cobbler who is a poet,--or discovers marvellous things in a
crystal,--whereas a tailor, sir” (spoken with great contempt), “only
sees the upper leather of the world’s sole in a newspaper.”
Here the conversation was interrupted by a sudden pressure of the crowd
towards the theatre. The two young friends looked up, and saw that the
new object of attraction was a little girl, who seemed scarcely ten
years old, though in truth she was about two years older. She had just
emerged from behind the curtain, made her obeisance to the crowd, and
was now walking in front of the stage with the prettiest possible air
of infantine solemnity. “Poor little thing!” said Lionel. “Poor little
thing!” said the Cobbler. And had you been there, my reader, ten to
one but you would have said the same. And yet she was attired in white
satin, with spangled flounces and a tinsel jacket; and she wore a wreath
of flowers (to be sure, the flowers were not real) on her long fair
curls, with gaudy bracelets (to be sure, the stones were mock) on her
slender arms. Still there was something in her that all this finery
could not vulgarize; and since it could not vulgarize, you pitied her
for it. She had one of those charming faces that look straight into
the hearts of us all, young and old. And though she seemed quite
self-possessed, there was no effrontery in her air, but the ease of
a little lady, with a simple child’s unconsciousness that there was
anything in her situation to induce you to sigh, “Poor thing!”
“You should see her act, young gents,” said the Cobbler: “she plays
uncommon. But if you had seen him as taught her,--seen him a year ago.”
“Who’s he?”
“Waife, sir; mayhap you have heard speak of Waife?”
“I blush to say, no.”
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