What Will He Do with It? — Volume 03Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Volume 03
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
At twilight they stopped at a quiet inn within eight miles of Gatesboro'.
Sophy, much tired, was glad to creep to bed. Waife sat up long after
her; and, in preparation for the eventful morrow, washed and shaved Sir
Isaac. You would not have known the dog again; he was dazzling. Not
Ulysses, rejuvenated by Pallas Athene, could have been more changed for
the better. His flanks revealed a skin most daintily mottled; his tail
became leonine, with an imperial tuft; his mane fell in long curls like
the beard of a Ninevite king; his boots were those of a courtier in the
reign of Charles II.; his eyes looked forth in dark splendour from locks
white as the driven snow. This feat performed, Waife slept the sleep of
the righteous, and Sir Isaac, stretched on the floor beside the bed,
licked his mottled flanks and shivered: "/il faut souffrir pour etre
beau/." Much marvelling, Sophy the next morning beheld the dog; but,
before she was up, Waife had paid the bill and was waiting for her on
the road, impatient to start. He did not heed her exclamation, half
compassionate, half admiring; he was absorbed in thought. Thus they
proceeded slowly on till within two miles of the town, and then Waife
turned aside, entered a wood, and there, with the aid of Sophy, put the
dog upon a deliberate rehearsal of the anticipated drama. The dog was
not in good spirits, but he went through his part with mechanical
accuracy, though slight enthusiasm.
"He is to be relied upon, in spite of his French origin," said Waife.
"All national prejudice fades before the sense of a common interest.
And we shall always find more genuine solidity of character in a French
poodle than in an English mastiff, whenever a poodle is of use to us and
the mastiff is not. But oh, waste of care! oh, sacrifice of time to
empty names! oh, emblem of fashionable education! It never struck me
before,--does it not, child though thou art, strike thee now,--by the
necessities of our drama, this animal must be a French dog?"
"Well, Grandfather?"
"And we have given him an English name! Precious result of our own
scholastic training, taught at preparatory academies precisely that which
avails us naught when we are to face the world! What is to be done?
Unlearn him his own cognomen,--teach him another name,--too late, too
late. We cannot afford the delay."
"I don't see why he should be called any name at all. He observes your
signs just as well without."
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