What will they say at Brompton? A Comedetta, in One Act.Coyne, J. Stirling (Joseph Stirling)
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What will they say at Brompton? A Comedetta, in One Act.
Coyne, J. Stirling (Joseph Stirling)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
JACO. (_crosses at back and down_, L. C.—_angrily_) No!
TODD. Oh! I—I—only thought—the sudden shock—of—so much—happiness—might
be too severe for her—for me. (JACOPO _touches his pistol with a menacing
look_) Oh! Come, Marietta! (_offers his arm to_ MARIETTA, _and sees_
GRIMBALDI _threatening him with his stiletto_) Let us proceed—to
execution!
_Exit_ TODD, _leaning on_ MARIETTA, _followed by_ JACOPO _and_ GRIMBALDI,
_threatening_, R. 2 E.
_Re-enter_ MRS. TODD _from door_, L. 3 E.
MRS. T. What a discovery I have made! Samuel, my husband, who I fondly
fancied passed his nights watering his lonely pillow with his tears, and
his days in writing elegies to the memory of a beloved wife, to have
forgotten me so soon. Not three months a widower, and the unconscionable
wretch has ideas of entering the marriage state again. I flattered
myself my system of matrimonial discipline would have deterred him from a
repetition of such folly. But some men are never to be taught. How he
got into this house, I can’t imagine—but the object of his visit is
apparent; he comes to make love to the Signor’s niece—a pastime that I
shall take the liberty of interrupting.
_Re-enter_ GRIMBALDI, R. 2 E.
GRIM. I can’t stand it any longer. Diavolo! I had a good mind
(_threatening with dagger_) but Terreboli’s eye was upon me, and I durst
not move a finger.
MRS. T. (L.) You seem agitated—what has happened?
GRIM. (R. _gloomily_) Oh, nothing! but—torture!—she is married!
MRS. T. Who’s married?
GRIM. She—she—Marietta—married—to—ten thousand fiends!
_Exit in a state of desperation_, R. 3 E.
MRS. T. Married to ten thousand fiends! I wish I could find my little
fiend—stop—stop—explain yourself.
_Exit after_ GRIMBALDI, R. 3 E,
_Re-enter_ TODD, _leading_ MARIETTA _from_ R. D. 2 E.; _he hands her
across stage to_ L. D. 2 E. _and she exits_, _slamming door in his face_.
TODD. It’s all over! The desperate deed is done—I’m
married—married—married! To be sure that’s an accident to which our weak
sex is continually exposed; but, to be married to a lovely rattlesnake,
and be in danger of my life from a ferocious rival—that’s horrible!
(_calling at door_, L. 2 E.) Marietta! Perhaps she’ll relent now she’s
my wife! If she only listens to me. Marietta! (_tries door and finds it
fastened_) She’s fastened the door! (_speaking through the keyhole_)
Marietta! my angel!
_Re-enter_ MRS. TODD, R. 3 E.
MRS. T. (R., _sees_ TODD) ’Tis he!
TODD. (_speaking through keyhole_, L. 2 E.) One word! one little word,
from those sweet lips, (_to himself_) No answer? Put one of those
brilliant eyes to the keyhole, and observe me (_takes chair_, _and sits
opposite door_) kneeling on my knees before your door, and swearing never
to quit this painful posture till you take pity on me.
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