He trudged out, stooping forward and waddling with the gait of a parrot
ambling along on a pole; his projecting coat tail and his thin beak
gave him a sort of avian look. The commercial drummer, overhearing his
projected itinerary, glanced out of the window as if he expected to
see Mr. Orne spread wings and fly. But Mr. Orne tucked himself into a
high-backed sleigh and went jangling off along Egypt's single street.
The stranger, inquiring of Mr. Files, learned that Mr. Orne was not as
much of a globe-trotter as he sounded.
“It's only the way the Old Sirs named the towns in the ranges about here
when the land was took up. In this range we have Egypt and them other
towns you heard him speak of. In the next range below are Jerusalem and
Damascus and Levant and Purgatory Mills. If them unorganized townships
to the north of us are ever took up and made towns of, it would be just
like some whifflehead to name 'em Heaven, Hell, Hooray, and Hackmetack.
But the name of Egypt fits this town all right,” stated Mr. Files,
disconsolately, and in his perturbation raising his voice.
“Files, don't run down your home town,” rasped Mr. Britt.
“What has been run down as far's it can be run can't be run no farther,”
said the landlord. “And I 'ain't said why the name Egypt fits the town,
for that matter.” Britt's ugly stare was taking the spirit out of the
landlord's rebelliousness.
“Suppose you do say!” counseled Mr. Britt, menace in his tones. “I've
got a new and special reason, right now, why I demand that every citizen
must uphold the good name of our town--especially a citizen in your
position, first to meet all arriving strangers. Why does the name fit
this town?” He banged the handle of his knife on the table.
Mr. Britt had reason for the heat which he was displaying and which
caused the stranger to open his eyes more widely. Mr. Britt was fully
aware that men called him “Phay-ray-oh” and that his statue in the
cemetery was called “The Sphinx.” He knew that since the town had
gone on the down grade through debt and the decay of industries the
inhabitants had begun to call themselves “The Children of Israel,”
and to say they were trying to make bricks without straw. In fact, an
itinerant evangelist who called himself “The Light of the World” had
come to town and was trying to exhort the inhabitants into rebellion
against conditions, and in his crack-brained hysteria was having some
success in exciting “The Children” to protest against the domination by
Tasper Britt.
Mr. Files was not as handy with his tongue as he was with the mallet
with which he pounded steak. He struggled with an inept reply about
an old town having a dignified old name. He stuttered and stopped when
Britt came and stood in front of him, chewing savagely on a toothpick.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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