When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew JacksonLewis, Alfred Henry
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When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew Jackson
Lewis, Alfred Henry
Jackson, Andrew, 1767-1845
“Good! Let me offer a word of advice: Don't kill; don't even wound. The
_casus belli_ does not justify it, and you can establish your credit
without. Should your adversary require a second shot, it will then be
the other way. His failure to apologize, coupled with a demand for
another shot, should mean his death warrant.”
The horse-faced Andy approves this counsel. And yet, if he must not
wound he may warn, and to that admonitory end sends his ounce of lead
so as to all but brush the ear of Colonel Waightstill. That gentleman's
bullet flies safely wild. After the exchange of shots, the seconds hold
a consultation. Mr. Overton says that his principal must receive an
apology, or the duel shall proceed.
Colonel Waightstill's second talks with that gentleman, and finds him
much softened as to mood. The flying lead, brushing his ear like the
wing of a death angel, has set him thinking. He now distrusts that
simile of “babes and sucklings,” and is even ready to concede the
intimation that the horse-faced Andy is a child to be far-fetched.
Indeed, he has conceived a vast respect, almost an affection, for his
youthful adversary, and will not only apologize, but declares that, for
purposes of litigation, he shall hereafter regard the horse-faced Andy
as a being of mature years. All this says Colonel Waight-still, under
the respectful spell of that flying lead; and if not in these phrases,
then in words to the same effect.
The horse-faced Andy shakes hands with Colonel Waightstill, and they
return to the log courthouse, where the rum-and-quinine jurist is
pleasantly awaiting them. The trial is again called, and the horse-faced
Andy secures a verdict. What is of more consequence, he secures the
respect of bench and bar; hereafter no one will so much as dream of
disputing his word, should he lay claim to the years of Methuselah. That
careful grazing shot at Colonel Waightstill, ages the horse-faced Andy
wondrously in Cumberland estimation.
Good fortune is not yet done with Andy of the horse face. Within hours
after the meeting in that convenient ravine, he is given new opportunity
to fix himself in the good regard of folk.
It is on the verge of midnight. A gentleman, unsteady with his cups,
seeks temporary repose on the grassy litter which surrounds the tavern
haystack. Being comfortable, and safe against a fall, he of the too many
cups refreshes himself with his pipe. Pipe going, he falls into thought;
and next, in the midst of his preoccupation, he sets the hay afire. It
burns like tinder, and the flames, wind-flaunted, catch the thatched
roof of the stable.
The settlement is threatened; the wild cry of “Fire!” is raised; from
tavern and dwelling, men, women and children come trooping forth, clad
in little besides looks of terror. The scene is one of confusion and
misdirection; no one knows what to do. Meanwhile, the flames leap from
the stable to the tavern itself.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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