Where Angels Fear to TreadForster, E. M. (Edward Morgan)
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Where Angels Fear to Tread
Forster, E. M. (Edward Morgan)
Culture conflict -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Humorous stories; Middle class -- England -- Fiction
“‘Grandmother,’ dear; not ‘Granny,’” said Mrs. Herriton, giving her
a kiss. “And we say ‘a boat’ or ‘a steamer,’ not ‘a ship.’ Ships have
sails. And mother won’t go all the way by sea. You look at the map of
Europe, and you’ll see why. Harriet, take her. Go with Aunt Harriet, and
she’ll show you the map.”
“Righto!” said the little girl, and dragged the reluctant Harriet
into the library. Mrs. Herriton and her son were left alone. There was
immediately confidence between them.
“Here beginneth the New Life,” said Philip.
“Poor child, how vulgar!” murmured Mrs. Herriton. “It’s surprising that
she isn’t worse. But she has got a look of poor Charles about her.”
“And--alas, alas!--a look of old Mrs. Theobald. What appalling
apparition was that! I did think the lady was bedridden as well as
imbecile. Why ever did she come?”
“Mr. Kingcroft made her. I am certain of it. He wanted to see Lilia
again, and this was the only way.”
“I hope he is satisfied. I did not think my sister-in-law distinguished
herself in her farewells.”
Mrs. Herriton shuddered. “I mind nothing, so long as she has gone--and
gone with Miss Abbott. It is mortifying to think that a widow of
thirty-three requires a girl ten years younger to look after her.”
“I pity Miss Abbott. Fortunately one admirer is chained to England. Mr.
Kingcroft cannot leave the crops or the climate or something. I don’t
think, either, he improved his chances today. He, as well as Lilia, has
the knack of being absurd in public.”
Mrs. Herriton replied, “When a man is neither well bred, nor well
connected, nor handsome, nor clever, nor rich, even Lilia may discard
him in time.”
“No. I believe she would take any one. Right up to the last, when her
boxes were packed, she was ‘playing’ the chinless curate. Both the
curates are chinless, but hers had the dampest hands. I came on them in
the Park. They were speaking of the Pentateuch.”
“My dear boy! If possible, she has got worse and worse. It was your idea
of Italian travel that saved us!”
Philip brightened at the little compliment. “The odd part is that she
was quite eager--always asking me for information; and of course I was
very glad to give it. I admit she is a Philistine, appallingly ignorant,
and her taste in art is false. Still, to have any taste at all is
something. And I do believe that Italy really purifies and ennobles all
who visit her. She is the school as well as the playground of the world.
It is really to Lilia’s credit that she wants to go there.”
“She would go anywhere,” said his mother, who had heard enough of the
praises of Italy. “I and Caroline Abbott had the greatest difficulty in
dissuading her from the Riviera.”
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