North? he thought. Hot Rod's pull on a taut cable would be to the
south.
No. Lab One could be re-oriented to trail the thrusting balloon. But
the lab's servos should have prevented that re-orientation unless the
thrust were really heavy.
"What is our velocity?" he asked. Temporarily he was baffled by the
placid Cow's literal translation of his request as one for any actual
velocity, since she had replied with a figure very close to their
original orbital speed. "What is our velocity at right angles to
original course?" he inquired.
And the Cow's reply came: "Two-o-o hundred and fifty-seven point seven
six ce-entimeters per se-econd."
That should be about right for six hundred forty pounds of thrust for,
say, six and a half hours; and the distance of the orbit shift was
about right.
But the direction?
"Is Hot Rod pulling us north?" he asked.
"No-o-o," came the placid reply.
"If it's pulling us south, then why--" He stopped himself. Any "why"
required inductive reasoning, and of that the Cow was not capable.
Instead of asking why they were moving north with a south thrust, Mike
broke his question into parts. He'd have to answer the "why" himself,
he knew.
"Is Hot Rod pulling us south?" he asked.
"No-o-oo," came the answer.
This time he was more careful. "In which direction is the thrust on
Hot Rod oriented?" he asked.
"No-oorth."
"Then Hot Rod is--" Quickly he stopped and rephrased the statement
which would have had a question in its tone but not its semantics,
into a question that would read semantically. "Is Hot Rod pulling us
north?"
"No-o-oo," came the reply.
Carefully. "Is Hot Rod pulling us?"
"No-o-oo."
Mike was stumped. Then he figured a literalness in his phrasing.
"Is Hot Rod pushing or in any other way giving motion to Space Lab
One?" he asked.
"No-o-oo," came the answer.
Now Mike _was_ stumped.
"Is Space Lab One under acceleration?" he asked.
"Ye-es," said the Cow.
"Then where in hell is that acceleration coming from?" Mike was
exasperated.
"We a-are uunder no-o-o acceleration fro-om he-ell," the literal mind
told him.
* * * * *
Mike laughed ruefully. No acceleration from hell--well, that was
debatable. But no thrust from the hellmaker was not a debatable point.
The Cow wasn't likely to be wrong, though her appalling literalness
was such that an improperly phrased question might make her seem to
be.
Computers, he thought, would eventually be the salvation of the human
race, whetting their inventors' brains to higher and higher efforts
towards the understanding of communications.
Very carefully now he rephrased his question. "From what, and from
what point is the acceleration of Space Lab One originating?"
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