Mike shook himself like a dog coming out of water.
"Oh, well," he said. "Anyway, we've got a space drive--flea sized. Now
the question before the board becomes, just what are we going to do
with it? Turn it over to the captain?"
"Confusion say," said Ishie, "he who has very little is often most
generous. But he who has huge fortune is very cautious about
dispersing it. Let's first be sure what we've got," he grinned slyly
at Mike, "before we become overgenerous with information."
Mike heaved a huge sigh of relief. He had been afraid he would have to
argue Ishie into this point of view.
"Speaking of math, Mike, you're no slouch at it yourself, if you
figured out all those orbit co-ordinates in your head, and arrived at
an exact figure on the amount of thrust. It would be very nice for our
future investigations if we had some method of putting the Cow to work
on this." The little physicist sat back, grinned knowingly, and
continued: "Where's your secret panel, Mike? We've got to keep this
information from going to anybody else."
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"Oh, I already--" Mike stopped. "I mean," he floundered, "uh ... how
did you know?" A foolish grin spread over his face. "It's right behind
you," he said. "And I've got it by voice," he said. "Just push the
switch in the corner and talk to it."
* * * * *
Ishie turned, glanced at the panel, and went over to the switch,
pushing it. "I wondered how you were concealing the teletype," he
said. "You mean you really talk to it?"
The Sacred Cow's voice came back. "Reference not understoo-od.
Ple-ease explai-ain."
"Oy!" said Ishie. "It even sounds like a cow!"
"Ye-es, si-ir," said the Cow. "A cow is an he-erbivorous ma-ammal,
usua-ally do-omesticated, and fou-ound in mo-ost of the cou-ountries
of Ea-arth. Wha-at specific da-ata did you-u wi-ish? The mi-ilk
su-upply--"
"Hold it," Mike said, forestalling a long dissertation on the dairy
industry.
Catching on quickly to the literal-mindedness of the placid computer,
Ishie fired a direct question.
"What is our current position in relation to the equatorial orbit that
we should be following?" he asked.
There was a sput from the speaker, very much as though someone had
been caught off guard and almost said something, and then the placid
reply came back.
"That information is top secret. Please identify yourself as Mike and
I will answer you."
Ishie groaned, depressed the cutoff switch and turned to Mike.
"You fixed it," he said. "If a simple question like that gets an
answer like that, how long do you think it will take the captain to
find out something's wrong with the Cow?"
Mike lunged for the switch, but Ishie held him back.
"Hold it, Boy. You've made enough electronic mistakes for one day.
This takes some thinking over."
"We better think fast," said Mike. "The captain'll ask that question
any second now, or a question like it."
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