Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
At last Horace, having fallen as low as was possible, began to display
a spirit for climbing up again. "Oh, you can do wonders!" he said,
laughing. "You can do wonders! I s'pose you could ride down that bank
there?" he asked, with art. He had indicated a grassy terrace some six
feet in height which bounded one side of the walk. At the bottom was a
small ravine in which the reckless had flung ashes and tins. "I
s'pose you could ride down that bank?"
[Illustration: "'I--' HE BEGAN. THEN HE VANISHED FROM THE EDGE OF THE
WALK."]
All eyes now turned upon Jimmie to detect a sign of his weakening, but
he instantly and sublimely arose to the occasion. "That bank?" he
asked, scornfully. "Why, I've ridden down banks like that many a time.
'Ain't I, Clarence?"
This was too much for the company. A sound like the wind in the leaves
arose; it was the song of incredulity and ridicule. "O--o--o--o--o!"
And on the outskirts a little girl suddenly shrieked out,
"Story-teller!"
Horace had certainly won a skirmish. He was gleeful. "Oh, you can do
wonders!" he gurgled. "You can do wonders!" The neighborhood's
superficial hostility to foreigners arose like magic under the
influence of his sudden success, and Horace had the delight of seeing
Jimmie persecuted in that manner known only to children and insects.
Jimmie called angrily to the boy on the velocipede, "If you'll lend me
yours, I'll show you whether I can or not."
Horace turned his superior nose in the air. "Oh no! I don't ever lend
it." Then he thought of a blow which would make Jimmie's humiliation
complete. "Besides," he said, airily, "'tain't really anything hard
to do. I could do it--easy--if I wanted to."
But his supposed adherents, instead of receiving this boast with
cheers, looked upon him in a sudden blank silence. Jimmie and his
retainer pounced like cats upon their advantage.
"Oh," they yelled, "you _could_, eh? Well, let's see you do it, then!
Let's see you do it! Let's see you do it! Now!" In a moment the crew
of little spectators were gibing at Horace.
The blow that would make Jimmie's humiliation complete! Instead, it
had boomeranged Horace into the mud. He kept up a sullen muttering:
"'Tain't really anything! I could if I wanted to!"
"Dare you to!" screeched Jimmie and his partisans. "Dare you to! Dare
you to! Dare you to!"
There were two things to be done--to make gallant effort or to
retreat. Somewhat to their amazement, the children at last found
Horace moving through their clamor to the edge of the bank. Sitting on
the velocipede, he looked at the ravine, and then, with gloomy pride,
at the other children. A hush came upon them, for it was seen that he
was intending to make some kind of an ante-mortem statement.
"I--" he began. Then he vanished from the edge of the walk. The start
had been unintentional--an accident.
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