“I was going to say that,” said the lady, sharply. “Now, suppose there
is a woman who is all soul and heart and aspirations for a complete
existence. This woman has a husband who is far below her in intellect,
in taste—in everything. Bah! he is a brute. He despises literature. He
sneers at the lofty thoughts of the world’s great thinkers. He thinks
only of real estate and such sordid things. He is no mate for a woman
with soul. We will say that this unfortunate wife one day meets with
her ideal—a man with brain and heart and force. She loves him. Although
this man feels the thrill of a new-found affinity he is too noble, too
honourable to declare himself. He flies from the presence of his
beloved. She flies after him, trampling, with superb indifference, upon
the fetters with which an unenlightened social system would bind her.
Now, what will a divorce cost? Eliza Ann Timmins, the poetess of
Sycamore Gap, got one for three hundred and forty dollars. Can I—I mean
can this lady I speak of get one that cheap?”
“Madam,” said Lawyer Gooch, “your last two or three sentences delight
me with their intelligence and clearness. Can we not now abandon the
hypothetical and come down to names and business?”
“I should say so,” exclaimed the lady, adopting the practical with
admirable readiness. “Thomas R. Billings is the name of the low brute
who stands between the happiness of his legal—his legal, but not his
spiritual—wife and Henry K. Jessup, the noble man whom nature intended
for her mate. I,” concluded the client, with an air of dramatic
revelation, “am Mrs. Billings!”
“Gentlemen to see you, sir,” shouted Archibald, invading the room
almost at a handspring. Lawyer Gooch arose from his chair.
“Mrs. Billings,” he said courteously, “allow me to conduct you into the
adjoining office apartment for a few minutes. I am expecting a very
wealthy old gentleman on business connected with a will. In a very
short while I will join you, and continue our consultation.”
With his accustomed chivalrous manner, Lawyer Gooch ushered his soulful
client into the remaining unoccupied room, and came out, closing the
door with circumspection.
The next visitor introduced by Archibald was a thin, nervous,
irritable-looking man of middle age, with a worried and apprehensive
expression of countenance. He carried in one hand a small satchel,
which he set down upon the floor beside the chair which the lawyer
placed for him. His clothing was of good quality, but it was worn
without regard to neatness or style, and appeared to be covered with
the dust of travel.
“You make a specialty of divorce cases,” he said, in, an agitated but
business-like tone.
“I may say,” began Lawyer Gooch, “that my practice has not altogether
avoided—”
“I know you do,” interrupted client number three. “You needn’t tell me.
I’ve heard all about you. I have a case to lay before you without
necessarily disclosing any connection that I might have with it—that
is—”
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