Thus had Vesey set forth the reading of the code:
Foregone—conclusion
Preconcerted—arrangement
Rash—act
Witching—hour of midnight
Goes—without saying
Muffled—report
Rumour—hath it
Mine—host
Dark—horse
Silent—majority
Unfortunate—pedestrians*
Richmond—in the field
Existing—conditions
Great—White Way
Hotly—contested
Brute—force
Select—few
Mooted—question
Parlous—times
Beggars—description
Ye—correspondent
Angel—unawares
Incontrovertible—fact
* Mr. Vesey afterward explained that the logical journalistic
complement of the word “unfortunate” was once the word “victim.” But,
since the automobile became so popular, the correct following word is
now “pedestrians”. Of course, in Calloway’s code it meant infantry.
“It’s simply newspaper English,” explained Vesey. “I’ve been reporting
on the _Enterprise_ long enough to know it by heart. Old Calloway gives
us the cue word, and we use the word that naturally follows it just as
we use ’em in the paper. Read it over, and you’ll see how pat they drop
into their places. Now, here’s the message he intended us to get.”
Vesey handed out another sheet of paper.
Concluded arrangement to act at hour of midnight without saying. Report
hath it that a large body of cavalry and an overwhelming force of
infantry will be thrown into the field. Conditions white. Way contested
by only a small force. Question the _Times_ description. Its
correspondent is unaware of the facts.
“Great stuff!” cried Boyd excitedly. “Kuroki crosses the Yalu to-night
and attacks. Oh, we won’t do a thing to the sheets that make up with
Addison’s essays, real estate transfers, and bowling scores!”
“Mr. Vesey,” said the m. e., with his
jollying-which-you-should-regard-as-a-favour manner, “you have cast a
serious reflection upon the literary standards of the paper that
employs you. You have also assisted materially in giving us the biggest
‘beat’ of the year. I will let you know in a day or two whether you are
to be discharged or retained at a larger salary. Somebody send Ames to
me.”
Ames was the king-pin, the snowy-petalled Marguerite, the star-bright
looloo of the rewrite men. He saw attempted murder in the pains of
green-apple colic, cyclones in the summer zephyr, lost children in
every top-spinning urchin, an uprising of the down-trodden masses in
every hurling of a derelict potato at a passing automobile. When not
rewriting, Ames sat on the porch of his Brooklyn villa playing checkers
with his ten-year-old son.
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