"A most desperately stupid ass, and as loquacious as a parrot. I mind fine when I was giving my earnest attention to the subject of our police system. I may tell ye, ma’am, that our burgh stretches over about a mile each way, and that it has a population of over 8,000 souls, with a vast quantity of valuable property. And up till that time we had but two policemen on duty at the same time during the night. It was my opeenion that that number was quite inahdequate; and I stated my opeenion at a meeting of the commissioners convened for that purpose. Well, would ye believe it, this meddlesome body, Johnny Guthrie, got up on his legs and preached and preached away; and all that he had to tell us was that we could not add to the number of police without the consent of the Commissioners of Supply and the Home Secretary. Bless me! what bairn is there but knows that? I’ll be bound Miss Mary there, though she comes from England, would know as much about public affairs as that?" "I—I am afraid not, sir," said she. "No matter—no matter. Live and learn. When ye come to Strathgovan, we’ll begin and teach ye. However, as I was saying, this bletherin’ poor crayture went on and on, and it was all about the one point, until I got up and, ’Mr. Provost,’ says I, ’there are some human beings it would be idle to answer. Their loquacity is a sort of function; they perspire through their tongue—like a doag.’ Ye should have seen Johnny Guthrie’s face after that!" And here the Laird laughed and laughed again at Johnny Guthrie’s discomfiture. "But he is a poor bletherin’ crayture," he continued, with a kind of compassion. "Providence made him what he is: but sometimes I think Johnny tries to make himself even more rideeklous than Providence could fairly and honestly have intended. He attacked me most bitterly because I got a committee appointed to represent to the Postmaster that we should have a later delivery at night. He attacked me most bitterly; and yet I think it was one of the greatest reforms ever introduced into our Burgh." "Oh, indeed, sir?" says his hostess, with earnest attention.