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"You sound like Sam. Well.... There's one last chance. I'll give it a
play after I take you home."
"The blonde?"
"Keep out of this part, Gabby."
"Aimee Driscoll with two E's?"
"Yes."
"Do you really live in Brooklyn, Mr. Hamburger?" Gabby asked.
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Could you drop Mr. Fu at Chatham Square before you go across the
bridge?"
"Sure, Ma'am."
"And could you drop us on Third Avenue at.... What's the name of the
place, Jordan?"
"I don't want you in on this."
"Where did you pick her up?"
"I think it was Ye Baroque Saloon."
"At ... you should excuse the expression ... Ye Baroque Saloon, please,
Mr. Hamburger. It isn't a dead-end yet."
The inside laugh on Ye Baroque Saloon is that it's named after the
proprietor, Chris Barokotrones, who came to The Rock and shortened his
name to Baroque before he understood enough French or English to know
what he was doing. By the time he found out, he had enough money to
buy a building on Third Avenue and build a saloon. He had it decorated
in American Baroque ... the exaggerated theatrical style that was the
vogue in saloons before the turn of the century.
Everybody in the business goes to the Baroque for a nightcap. The joint
was jumping when Gabby and Lennox entered. It was a piratic crowd, very
young and very handsome. Crop-haired boys with hornshell glasses who
would become the Audibons and Bordens of the next decade.... Striking
young girls who would become their wives and mistresses.... A leavening
of the older men and women whom success and good living had kept young.
Gabby and Lennox went down the bar, past the booths and into the back
room. Lennox saw Aimee Driscoll sitting alone at a table behind the
telephone booth. Her high fat bosom pushed out over the table. Her
wide fat bottom spread over the chair. Through the smoke and haze she
looked, at first glance, like a lusty Swede farm girl from Minnesota;
but the second glance shamed Lennox.
"Nope," he said to Gabby. "She's not here. We'll go out the side door."
They threaded their way between tables and went out the side door.
Lennox took a deep breath of the fresh air and looked around for a cab.
A small man in a derby, pea-jacket and white duck trousers came around
the corner. He spoke to them in a bright voice. "Hi, Joe. H'ar ya? Hi,
Sally?" He continued down the street, addressing empty doorways in
friendly tones.
"Ah," Gabby said compassionately. "He's lonesome, poor soul. He wants
friends. Do you think he's afraid of people, Jordan?" She came around a
corner abruptly. "As afraid as you are of Aimee Driscoll?"
"W-What?"
"Listen to me." Gabby backed him against the wall and pointed a finger
at him. "I know she's in there. At the table behind the phone booth.
You should have seen your face when you saw her. Are you afraid to
speak to her?"
"Yes. I'm ashamed. Revolted."
"Why?"
"Gabby, don't be naive. Suppose you picked up a strange man and--Would
you want to see him again?"
"I did," Gabby said. "Last Sunday night."
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