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Norman grinned at the Shroff and the Killer. They grinned back and
spontaneously shook hands. "Man!" he chuckled. "That bottle-bit and
that mop-mop-massacre. We're a goddam Foreign Legion. Damn if we
ain't!" All the men felt better after the scrap, but Gabby was very
angry.
"Shame on you," she said. "Fighting like that. Hurting people. Making
fun of that poor sick girl. You're supposed to be civilized. You're
worse than animals."
"Honey," Norman said reasonably. "It was self-defense."
"No it wasn't, Mr. Norman. It was bad boys on a spree."
"We were protecting you, Ma'am," the Killer said.
"No you weren't, Mr. Hamburger. You were enjoying yourselves. I thought
you were all such nice men. Now I'm ashamed of you. I hate fighting.
There's no excuse for fighting ... ever!"
"Gabby," Lennox said gently. "Get off the soap-box."
She turned on him. "And you started it all, Jordan. Why did you hit
that poor blond man?"
"He was a fag and he was bothering me."
"That's no excuse. He's as sick as that poor naked girl. You've got to
feel sorry for homosexuals. You shouldn't hate them. But you do. You
like to hate and hurt."
"Ah don't blame'm," Norman muttered. "Queens is poison. Make any man
want to punch 'em."
"You be quiet, Mr. Norman."
Norman shut up.
"And what about Roy?" Gabby stormed. "I know why you hit him. You hate
him. You're jealous and--"
"No. I slugged him because he passed a crack at Norman I didn't like."
"He doesn't know any better. You have to reason with prejudice, not--"
"Well he damn well ought to know better."
"Do you think you taught him anything?"
"Maybe," the Shroff said unexpectedly.
"How?" Gabby demanded.
"Chinese people ve'y ole-fashun. We have ve'y ole wise saying...." He
paused as though making a translation from the original.
"Well?" Lennox asked after a moment. "You've left us hanging, Mr. Fu."
The Shroff beamed around. "I fohget," he said.
They burst out laughing. They hooted and groaned with laughter as
they lurched down the street to the Killer's car. There they parted
affectionately from Norman who presented each of them with an engraved
card that read: Eugene K. Norman, The Midnight Sun, Technique of the
Terpischore, Living is Elation and Elation's Syncopation.
"Come to the show Sunday," Lennox called after him. "The Venice Theater
at nine o'clock. Ask for Jordan Lennox." He issued the same invitation
to the Shroff and the Killer.
"What show?" the Shroff asked.
"A television show called 'Who He?'"
"Who's Jordan Lennox?" the Killer inquired.
"Him," Gabby said. "His pen name. A one and a two and a zig-zag-zig."
They piled into the car. "Are we through, Jordan? Have we failed?"
"You seem pretty cheerful," Lennox laughed.
"I am. So are you."
"Must be hysteria. I'm so loused up now that I don't give a damn any
more."
"That's a relief."
"Why do you say that?"
"You get so oppressive when you're filled with resolve."
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