New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"As good citizens, Mr. Macro, we're not prepared to endorse an official
blacklist. That's final. However, I suggest you monitor our network
shows. If, in the future, you see any of the people on this list
associated in any capacity with any of our shows, you can start a
rhubarb. But until then, as good citizens, we very politely tell you to
go to hell."
Macro flushed and stared at Audibon. Then, as abruptly, he smiled and
nodded. "I think I understand. You have no official blacklist, of
course."
"Of course."
Macro stood up. As he closed his portfolio and was about to lock it,
he hesitated. Then he withdrew a small slip of paper and consulted it.
"Is there a person named Valentine connected with your network?" he
asked.
"Valentine?" Audibon stiffened. "What Valentine?"
"A Miss Gabrielle Valentine. A note here says she might be working in
your art department."
"What about Gabrielle Valentine?"
"My researchers have come across the name quite often. A suspiciously
active person. If she's connected with your organization I should
advise you to have her--"
"She doesn't work for us," Audibon said emphatically. "But we'd hire
her at any time. I happen to know the young woman rather well."
"Oh?"
"I know for a fact that she has clean hands."
"There seems to be evidence to the contrary, Mr. Audibon." Macro
waggled the slip of paper.
"You know I don't spitball off the cuff, Mr. Macro. Take my word for
it. You'll be making a great mistake if you mother-hen any ideas about
Gabrielle Valentine."
Macro looked dubious.
Audibon smiled dazzlingly. "The lady is my wife," he said.
"Good Heavens, Mr. Audibon! I never--The idea is ridiculous, of
course." Macro crumpled the slip and tossed it into a gilt wastepaper
basket.
Audibon took a breath. "But here's a replacement for the name," he
said. "I suggest you touch a piece of litmus paper to a writer named
Lennox, Jordan Lennox. My hunch is it'll turn a bright red."
"Jordan Lennox," Macro repeated, carefully printing the name on a small
pad. He locked the portfolio, shook hands and departed. Audibon picked
the crumpled wad of paper out of the basket, smoothed it and tried to
decipher the symbols and abbreviations following Gabby's name. Then he
placed it inside his wallet. His day was made. He picked up his phone.
"You're back on the payroll, love," he told his secretary. "Keep
trying for Grabinett and Bleutcher. Call Program and notify them we're
cancelling 'Who He?' as of the first of the year."
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