New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
On the way home from Gabby's studio, Lennox took a wide detour and
stopped off at the Precinct where he found Fink in a small office
that smelled of disinfectant. Fink was doing paper work at a scarred
desk and looked more like a bank clerk than ever. Lennox sat down and
told his story from Cooper's recognition of the handwriting to Aimee
Driscoll's last words the night before. He handed over the page from
his gimmick book that contained the hysterical scrawled message. Fink
was neither impressed nor unimpressed. He listened carefully, smiling
at the wrong times, then bobbed his head.
"I was pretty sure it was you getting the letters," he said.
"How?" Lennox blinked. "I didn't know myself."
"You make the big fuss. You must have known somewhere inside your head."
"You're quite a psychologist."
"No. Strictly statistics. I wish I had a nickel for every guy in a
jam who won't admit it. They make the big fuss and claim they're
worried about somebody else. Turns out they're really stewing about
theirselves."
"I hate like hell to be a statistic, Bob."
"We all are. There's hundreds of laws in the statute books, but cops
depend on one law most of all. The law of averages."
"Is this an average case?"
"It's tough."
"Does any of this stuff I gave you help?"
"Maybe. We'll check. I like what this Cooper said best."
"About having seen the writing before?"
Fink nodded and smiled.
"Why?"
"I'm pretty sure someone on your program is writing the letters. That's
why I like what this Cooper said best."
"Someone on the show?"
"Yeah. Ninety-nine out of a hundred it turns out like that. Someone in
the office. Someone in the factory. Someone in the department store.
We've been going over payroll vouchers and check endorsements on your
program."
"Law of averages again. And?"
"We'll see." Fink smiled. "This Cooper is a good friend of yours, huh?"
"We share an apartment. Why?"
"How long?"
"About a year."
"How long's he been on your program?"
"He's worked the show since it started. Over nine months. What is all
this?"
"You and this Cooper ever fight?"
"Now wait a minute, Bob. I'm no fool. If you're headed in that
direction, I don't buy any of it. Not Sam."
"Funny, this Cooper not remembering where he saw the writing."
"He's got troubles of his own to remember."
"Sometimes a grudge lasts a long time."
"What grudge?"
"You tell me."
"There's nothing to tell. The whole idea's for laughs."
"Tough," Fink murmured.
"Forget Sam, will you! If it has to be someone on the show, maybe it's
a stagehand or a cameraman named Knott. Do we have a Knott on the
payroll?"
"No," Fink said. "That's what makes it tough."
"Can you get me off the hook by Sunday?"
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