New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
Tookey Ween was in one of the red leather library chairs and Audibon
stood before the illuminated nebula when the three men entered the
office. Before the door was closed, a five-way battle was joined,
and the melee continued for fifteen minutes. The only way to describe
that brawl is to name the records from the network sound library that
a soundman would have to use to duplicate it. Spinning two turntables,
he would blend 261B--APPLAUSE: 5th CUT; BOOS AND SLIGHT HISSES, with
259A--RIOT CROWD EFFECTS: FRENCH CROWD, LARGE GROUP OF MEN, INCITED TO
RIOT BY FRENCH COMMANDS. He might also hammer on the studio walls to
get the desk-pounding effect.
Through all the fury, Audibon remained adamant. The network was not
renewing the time. After a quarter of an hour had elapsed, he looked at
his watch and took control of the situation.
"We're discussing a half hour show," he said sharply. "I can't allocate
more than the show's time to the discussion time. I have another
appointment coming up. Now ... if you've been listening to me with your
inner ear, you know the network's position. The nine to nine-thirty
Sunday night slot is rated at ten points better than 'Who He?' is
doing."
"Roy...." Borden began.
Audibon held up his hand. "We're not an entertainment business. We're
an institution. We have prestige to maintain. We have our honor to
polish. One of my responsibilities is to see to it that every one of
our shows reaches and maintains its ultimate rating. Entertainment
isn't our goal...." Audibon reached up and rapped the nebula with his
knuckles. "_This_ is our goal."
"Damn it, Roy," Borden exploded. "Level with me. You and I know what's
behind this decision. It's the old network-agency feud. You people
can't forget that you sold out your radio time to the agencies and lost
control of your own business. You're so damned scared of that happening
with television that you're cancelling our show ... not because the
rating isn't high enough, but because the network doesn't own the
package. You want nothing but network packages filling network time."
Audibon smiled.
"It's a seller's market today," Borden shouted. "You've got a dozen
clients begging for every slot across the board. You can play snotty
and get away with it. But the market'll turn. If costs don't kick you
out of the saddle, then boredom will. And when that happens you'll come
begging to us. You'll come begging and we'll spit in your eye."
"Incidentally," Audibon murmured. "I'm having this discussion
recorded ... for legal purposes." He pointed to a small microphone on
the upper shelves of the breakfront.
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