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"It's a sick show," Ween rumbled suddenly. He got up. "For the record
I want my property out of that show and out of that spot. It's a sick
show on account of him!" He pointed to Lennox dramatically. "He's the
one who's made all the trouble. Him and his poison pen letters. He's
been writing the whole show with a poison pen ... and now he's put my
property in danger of physical violence. If anything happens to Mig on
Sunday, I'll sue!"
Ween waddled to the door and yanked it open. He glared at Lennox.
"Protect your property, will you? You got nothing to protect. Nothing.
Now go shove yourself up it." He exited and slammed the door.
Borden looked at Lennox. "Are you behind this?" he asked icily. "That
Knott business you pestered me with yesterday. Is that what he means?"
"He's getting threats for something Almighty dirty he pulled off,"
Grabinett shouted.
"I'm sorry to say that's one of the important reasons for cancelling,"
Audibon said smoothly. "The rating was only one factor; but when
Tooky told me about the difficulties that Jake's been creating ...
embarrassing the star, embarrassing the show.... We decided that we
couldn't let him embarrass the network."
Borden arose, gave Lennox one deadly cut-throat stare and marched
out, followed by Bacon who was too furious even to look at Lennox.
Grabinett sputtered and blinked for a moment, helpless before Audibon's
smile and Jake's impassivity.
"It was that sock in the jaw last night, wasn't it, Roy?" Lennox asked
quietly. "You're fighting like Tooky, aren't you?"
Audibon gazed at the water color and said nothing.
"Tooky ran off at the mouth because I wouldn't let him chisel a piece
out of a hit tune. That was his knife in my back. You're cancelling
because you were a louse last night and I called you on it. It isn't
the seller's market or the rating or the galaxy or my personal mess.
It isn't anything but revenge because I pasted you in the jaw. This is
your knife in my back."
"You Almighty sabotoor!" Grabinett cried. "The deal is off. You hear
me? It's off."
"The show's off, Mel."
"And I'm taking it out of your hide. If it's the last thing I do, I'm
taking it out of your hide, you Christ Almighty Vandal!"
Grabinett flung out of the office without bothering to slam the door.
Audibon sauntered over, closed it gently, then smiled at Lennox.
"So here you are, Jake."
"I'll be on my way. Perish the thought that I should hold up your next
appointment."
"You're my next appointment. Sit down. Enjoy." Audibon drifted to the
breakfront, opened the lower drawers and revealed a silver-lined bar.
"Drink?"
"Thanks. Brandy, please."
"Soda?"
"Straight."
Audibon filled two large shot-glasses and carried them to Lennox. As
he extended one glass, his control slipped, and in a blaze of fury he
slashed two ounces of dark brandy into Jake's face. Lennox laughed and
stood up.
"That's all I want, Roy. Thanks for the confession."
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