New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
Lennox nodded. "My system needs ascorbic acid. Where could I buy some
doves, Chris?"
"Down to the poultry market. Just ask for white pigeons," Chris added
stubbornly.
Lennox took a cab down to the poultry market which adjoined the
Chambers Street Food Market. In the former he purchased twelve doves
(white pigeons). In the latter he consumed six banana fritters and a
quart of a dangerous brew called Still Ale. The doves in their cage
refused the fritters and the ale, but they partook of breadcrumbs with
joy.
He carried them up to Greenwich Village, found Gabby's apartment house
and rang the downstairs bell. There was no answer. He located the
superintendent, bribed him, and was escorted up to Gabby's apartment by
that careful man to leave the cage within. Lennox was not permitted to
enter more than three steps where he was directed to put the cage down.
He did so, but opened the door. He was gratified to see the studio
living room fill with doves.
"Make her happy," he chuckled. "Make em all happy, huh? How?"
He thought it over in a basement bar where he drank Moscow Mules not,
he explained to the bartender, because he was sympathetic to the Soviet
cause, but because he admired the copper mugs. How to spread joy? Three
Mules led him to the light.
He went back to Sixth Avenue and entered the premises of a sign
painter. To him he entrusted four sheets of notebook paper on which he
had printed carefully.
"Want four signs in an hour," Lennox beamed. "Make 'em six feet by
three feet in black and red. Just do 'em freehand. Yes? Rush job for
very special friend of mine. Back in one hour."
He crossed Sixth Avenue to a large photographer's supply store and
bought one hundred flash bulbs which were packed in a large carton for
him. He took a cab up to Mason's apartment house. He phoned from the
corner. Irma answered.
"Irma," Lennox said urgently. "Mig wants you down at the theater right
away. He wants everybody. Hurry up!"
He waited. Ten minutes later Irma, her brother and his wife emerged
from the building and hurried off. This was not the first time they had
been summoned to attend Mig, but it was the first time that Mig hadn't
done the summoning.
"Chances are he'll be grateful I remembered for him," Lennox murmured.
"That is, if he remembers he didn't call 'em himself."
He went up to the Mason apartment and entered. There was no one there.
Carrying the carton with him, Lennox kindly removed all the light bulbs
and jammed a flash bulb into every socket in the apartment.
"Oh, it'll be a sunny New Year for Mig all right all right," Lennox
laughed. He returned to Sixth Avenue, poked his head into the sign
painter's to urge him on, then went to a large hardware store where he
purchased one hundred pounds of moth balls.
"What the hell do you want with so much?" the hardware man asked in
amazement.
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