New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"Quaker? Man from Philadelphia?"
"Yes. A Quaker and a blonde and a knot."
"Blond woman?"
"I think so."
"What kind of knot?"
"What kind could there be?"
"Dozens. The kind you tie, like hangman's knot. How fast a ship goes. A
knot in wood. A knot in palmistry. A knot in--"
"You're no help. I can't remember. Just a Quaker and a blonde and a
knot. It's crazy. Why'm I shaking like this?" Lennox tried to control
himself. His eyes burned with tears. "Look at me. Jake Lennox, leader
of men, crying like a fag."
"You know something," Cooper told him solemnly. "On you it's becoming.
Makes you human."
"Human!" Lennox burst out in contempt, grinding his eyes with his
knuckles.
"You need a bath and some food," Cooper said firmly. "Leave us go
home. On your feet, Beaver Patrol. Watch it! You've got your hand in
something."
"Robust Juvenile No. 4," Lennox muttered, peering at the makeup jar.
"Robust and juvenile men.... Forward!"
They left the dressing room, turned out the lights and mounted the
spiral staircase. A new work-light had been hung from the iron grid
high above the stage. Mason's dressing room was open and an informal
party was in progress, Mason had the dummy in one hand and a bottle in
the other. He was going through a comedy routine while Grabinett, Ween,
Irma and a dozen others shrieked with laughter.
As Cooper and Lennox passed the door, the dummy cackled: "Ah! The
Thinker and the poor man's Paderoosky. Merry Christmas, boys."
Lennox pulled to a stop despite Cooper's urging. "Peace on earth, good
will to all men," he answered savagely. "For five thousand dollars can
you tell us what it means?"
Grabinett, Ween and Mason glared at Lennox with hatred. He scowled
back and then permitted Cooper to lead him to the stage door. As they
plunged out into the sleet, he growled: "I'll fight."
"Who?"
"I don't know ... but I'll fight. I'll go down fighting, and I won't go
down."
CHAPTER III
The Lennox apartment was on Knickerbocker Square which is one of scores
of hidden relics of the past concealed on The Rock. There are elongated
sycamore trees corseted with cement, a Greek cross of gravel paths,
four square patches of grass, and a black and brass fence surrounding
all. The houses facing the square are red stone Dutch style with copper
roofs, bottle windows and glass orangeries in the rear. The old night
lanterns and polished stone carriage posts are still standing. Lennox
occupied a floor and a quarter in Number 33.
You entered from the street into the kitchen, decorated with Cooper's
cooking utensils and garish butcher charts he had charmed out of an
influential meat-packer in Grosse Pointe. There was also a lunatic
side-arm Oliver typewriter which he had charmed out of a Brooklyn
druggist. It wrote in minims and other pharmaceutical symbols, and
Cooper typed recipes on it. He once sent me one that read like Witch's
Brew. Turned out to be Fruit Soup.
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