New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
They continued up Madison Avenue. Everybody in the business was on the
street and everybody greeted Lennox as though nothing had happened.
Oliver Stacy hailed them and shook hands. "I'll give you a little
advice, Jake. Next time you have to handle three in a hassle, don't
fight high. Work low ... from the gut down. And use your knees. Forget
about fouls when the chips are down."
"Thank you, Oliver," Lennox said humbly.
Stacy spread his shoulders and massaged his ribs. "I can't figure how
Cooper ever got up there. It took me twenty minutes to get across that
grid and cut him down ... and I know how to climb." He turned to Bacon.
"How'd you do with her?"
"I'm going up to Brockton next week."
"She can't be that good." Stacy tilted his fingers at them lazily and
departed.
Bacon led Lennox up to Grabinett's office. The signs had been removed
from the corridor. Tooky Ween was in the main office with Grabinett and
both greeted Lennox warmly.
"What a Christ Almighty thing!" Grabinett blinked. "That crazy Cooper
jeopardizing a show like that. Tsk. Tsk. You get any good ideas down
there, Jake? Ray was saying how we ought to do the mad scene from 'The
Count of Monte Cristo' on the 29th. Jesus, you need a shave." He picked
up the phone and ordered a barber.
"He helped my boy write a great tune," Ween rumbled. "I don't care
what anybody says about him." He looked at Lennox. "Don't worry, Jake.
I'm takin' good care of that property. His sister's gettin' her fifty
percent regular, and it ain't a bad check."
Lennox was too weary to argue. He phoned Gabby and there was still no
answer. The barber arrived and shaved him while Bacon swaggered up and
down the office with his hat tilted over one eye and organized the
cadre of the show. It was to be a panel format on the insult level.
Mr. and Mrs. Missouri would interview guest stars, challenge their
right to celebrity and stardom, and demand to be shown. The stars would
entertain to prove their merit. Ween would provide the stars from his
stable. Grabinett would provide production and direction, Lennox would
provide script.
They argued budget for half an hour and then signed the agreement.
Jake's hand hardly trembled when he picked up the pen and signed
his name. He was beginning to feel solid again. The three days were
disappearing.
As he left the office, Grabinett called after him: "Regular show
conference tomorrow at two. Don't forget. Have the script ready."
"Mel! Have a heart. I've been in the hospital since Sunday."
"So you had a nice rest. Get to work."
Downstairs, he met Kay Hill, very slim and English in tweeds and a
fisher scarf, dashing into Sabatini's for a drink. She dragged him
with her. Lennox went back to the phone booth and tried for Gabby at
Houseways, Inc. She was not there either. He returned to Kay at the bar.
"So they let you out of the hatch, darling," she said. "Happy, happy
day. We'll pickle it."
"My God," Lennox said. "Nothing's changed."
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