New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
His crime show had been an outstanding leader in radio for fifteen
years, and only the advent of television which was strangling all
night-time radio was now bringing it to an end. In the old days "The
People Against--" had owned the network on Mondays. It was their
prized show. Its studio was sacred and officiously guarded. Inside, the
orchestra minded its manners, a rare thing for musicians, and the cast
worked in terror of Bacon who swaggered through rehearsals with his hat
cocked over one eye.
Now, all was changed. The studio doors were unprotected. No actors
stood before them waiting for a chance to smile at Bacon. Inside, the
full orchestra was reduced to an organ and two instruments. The studio
itself was crammed with stored television sets, leaving just enough
working space around a couple of microphones before the control booth.
Half of Bacon's cast was in makeup and costume. They had obviously
sandwiched "The People Against" in and were earnestly memorizing lines
for TV shows. But Bacon still swaggered with his hat cocked over one
eye.
Lennox sat down quietly in a corner and waited. Bacon was directing an
actor in the style that had made him famous.
"You don't understand it," Bacon spoke confidentially. "You don't feel
it like a gimpster. Let's have the line again."
"I want my vigorish, doll!" the actor snarled.
Bacon shook his head and sidled up to the actor like a pick-pocket.
"Vigorish," he explained, "is thief talk for percentage. See? You're
filing a beef about your cut in the caper. But it has to mean something
more. Make like you're pimping for the broad when you say that. You've
got your hands up her skirt. You're naked but you're not catching any
colds. Think about her naked and warm up. Then we'll try it again."
He swaggered over to Lennox. "So Mason blew it last night," he said.
Lennox nodded. Bacon eyed him pugnaciously. "It's time we separated the
men from the boys."
"Oh?"
"Sachs has got to go."
"Are you going to start that again?"
"Jake, that varsity cheer-leader is turning everything into a
clam-bake. He's so busy playing the genius routine he's tuned in on
dead air. Next Sunday's his last show. I'm taking over after the first
of the year."
"Directing?"
Bacon nodded. "I'm from radio," he said bitterly. "I'm not supposed to
know anything about the theater. TV's one of the Mysteries, and I don't
know the pass-words. That's the line these Johnny-Come-Lately fags in
TV are handing out. If you haven't got talent, turn the business into a
secret fraternity so real talent can't get in. Well, the old man from
radio is coming out of his cave."
"Does Blinky know?"
"He'll be notified. I got the agency on the horn this morning. Avery
Borden's with me. How about you?"
"What have I got to do with it?"
"Between us we own half the show. If it comes to a Mexican stand-off
with Blinky, we can swing the vote with Avery in our corner."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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